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StanXeno are Gen's parents AU but there's a problem with Sengen:
Gen: We discussed this a little and we collectively decided to leave our second name as Ishigami-Asagiri
Stanley: No.
Gen: But why???
Xeno: Yeah, Stanley! Why?
Stanley: Gen's already Asagiri-Snyder-Wingfield. Do you want him to be Ishigami-Asagiri-Snyder-Wingfield now?
Xeno: Oh.
Gen: Well, it doesn't work that way, y'know!
Senku: No-no! He has a point! People already joking about you collecting second names as treasure.
Stanley: And don't get me started on that Ryusui guy.
Gen: Ohhhh.... Wait. Please don't-
Stanley: What will happen if he finally gets that fancy polyamory he wants so bad?
Xeno: That would a catastrophe!
Senku: Yeah. He-he
Gen: Don't you dare! I know what you want to say!!
Senku: What's up, Gen Ishigami-Asagiri-Nanami-Snyder-Wingfield?
Stanley: Pfff-...
Gen: You two are the errible-tay! I can believe you've tried to kill each other during our first trip to America!
Xeno: Oh what found memories. Come to think of it. You and your team was elegant. How did you call yourselfs? Five generals?
Gen: I have a bad feeling about this...
Senku: PFFFFT! HA-HA-HA! Imagine if we all married!? What kind of a second name would that be, aye, mentalist?
Gen: No. Shut up. Shut up right now!
Stanley: siiiiiiign What the matter? You don't like being Ishigami-Asagiri-Nanami-Sayonji-Chrome-Snyder-Wingfield?
Everyone laughs expect from Gen
Gen: I want a divorce. And to be an orphan again