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Warning: swear words, two trucks by lemon demon is mentioned
Reverse isekai time yall!!!!
Characters: Fischl, Bennett, Noelle
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to be honest, you’re a lot less surprised than you were expecting
‘characters from your favorite franchise pop out of the game/show/movie and into the real world, hijinks ensue’…
.. you feel like you’ve read this before
your friends? unsurprisingly not as chill as you
“SOMEONE SLAP ME I MUST BE DREAMING” “gladly—” “____ don’t.”
depending on who’s the most into roleplay or dnd, they’d be the closest to Fischl
ya’ll this girl would absolutely love larping and cosplay
I imagine she’d first find out about it when you and your friends get ready for a cosplay and dnd convention (which I plan on writing properly)
“Oh great creators, I request thou may give thy Prinzessin more of this bubble te- Uhm.. am I interrupting something?”
they’d, of course, bring her along and tell her alllll about it
and lemme tell you, first day of the con, she’s already hooked
and within days, lo and behold! she becomes a regular cosplayer and the resident tumblr girl
you might wanna save up a bit more for tickets
right off the bat, you hear a plate break in the kitchen
most of you rush to see what happened
aaand Bennett is frantically trying to sweep all of it out of the way while apologizing
ofc, you can’t be m a d at him
so u just help him bring the bowls to Noelle so she can make her pancakes :D
he’d be a bit bummed out bcuz of the lack of adventuring areas
I imagine he’d like korean bbq tho
whether you decide you all go out to eat, or you decide to make the food at home, he’d absolutely love how easy it was to cook it himself!
even with a few burns here or there, he’d still rate it at least 8/10
don’t give him any soy sauces with chilis tho
his absolute favorite thing though? online rpgs ofc
adventuring entirely other worlds??? without any hurt????? sign this precious boy up!
all in moderation ofc, he still loves exploring irl
I imagine he’d think of it as a break from the hurt
he always runs out of stamina tho :(
SWEET BABY NOELLE—
she would try to do everything for you
laundry, cooking, cleaning, you name it
“as a token of gratitude for letting them stay” she’d say
she’d be amazed by the washing machine, lets be honest (aren’t we all to an extent??)
I feel like she’d always cook breakfast and some snacks, but that’s about it
anything else and she’d give ya’ll food poisoning /lh
but like, make sure to let her rest every once in a while, y’know?
bby needs her R&R
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@simpagettits (sadly it wouldnt load ur user 😔) @shizunxie
You were going to fucking kill that clown. Marvus had honked his last horn, you were actually going to end up in jail for killing a celebrity and it was this fool. All because he’d done the one thing you both agreed not to do. The one thing you swore up and down to his PR team that wouldn’t happen. Staring down at the tweet and watching the count of likes and retweets climb you could feel your blood pressure rise in sync with it. A simple dumbass selfie you had sent Marvus in pesterchum of all things was going viral. Alarmingly so. People were losing their mind over it. With good reason. Your anonymity had been tossed out the window like an empty can down a school hallway. Marvus was dead to you now. It was a pity because the caption he’d replied with was very sweet. The type of thing that you two teased each other with in private. And that was the key word wasn’t it? Private.
You’d been doing your thing downtown when you spotted one of his new posters on display and because you knew Marvus would think it was hilarious you’d scribbled a mustache on it and posed for a selfie. One of you sticking your tongue out as he liked to in the majority of photos with the caption ‘I didn’t know you were growing a mustache’ and a little emoji heart. Lovingly mocking him because you knew you could. The type of shit you usually sent each other to make the other laugh. The problem was that he had saved the picture and uploaded it to chittr. Of course it wasn’t the first picture he’d ever uploaded of you or both of you doing something stupid. It was the type of content that was fairly common to see on both your timelines. There was an embarrassing picture of you brushing your teeth with toothpaste foam everywhere and a rats nest on his account he’d lovingly referred to as ‘rabid human free to a good home’. Only this time Marvus had confirmed the one question you both had agreed to leave well enough alone for your sake and the sanity of his PR team. You could feel the headache forming as you sat on your couch in your own house and plotted how exactly you were going to wring his neck when he towered above you. Surely his PR team would give you a boost in this hypothetical situation. Tagora would, of course, be your defense attorney when you went on trial. It’d be a short trial with you coming away claiming innocence and taking every penny that used to belong to Marvus as compensation. Only fair in such a situation. You’d even be benevolent and split the fortune with his team and sympathetic band mates. Taking a deep breath you picked up your phone again. Opening Chittr you avoided looking at the now famous tweet as you slid into Marvus’ private chat and stared down, unsure what the hell you were going to say.
‘Hey Marvus what the fuck?’
‘ayyy bby whts up?’
‘Youre causing a scandal Marvus what the fuck.’
‘???’
There was a moment of complete radio silence and you realized just at the same time Marvus did what exactly happened.
‘oh fxck’
He’d meant to forward that to his band and had instead uploaded your selfie and ‘flushed as fxck for dis mean lil criminal mf’ to chittr. The disbelieving laugh that left you was hideous and heartfelt as you put your head in your hands and wheezed. The PR team and Tagora were going to kill you both. If Marvus’ rabid fans didn’t get you first.
‘if your fans kill me I’m coming to haunt your ass’
‘fair’
Dear god you were actually in a relationship with this moron. You couldn’t wait to smack him and kiss his dumbass face when he inevitably showed up at your door.