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I hate how much I love you

These two... they have the best relationship. Narinder has complete loyalty to Darius, and Darius has complete trust in Narinder.

They have boundaries, inside jokes, they reach a point where just a look is enough for them to know what the other is thinking. But seriously, they both worked too hard on that relationship. Narinder felt a deep hatred towards Darius, but Darius was patient. He didn't do it because he felt love for him, he did it because he believed Narinder deserved a second chance.

Darius taught Narinder a completely different concept of love, affection, and loyalty, which Narinder had learned with Shamura. He taught him a different way of seeing the world, as well as learning to love every detail of it... Narinder is a simp and gay

Fourth Valentine's Day gift if or @jellynotbees

GOD YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I ENJOY READING MURIEL'S LORE, I LOVE THEIR DESIGN, I LOVE ASSAHHH💖💖💖💖

You are a special person to me, you always make my day too much when you see my content and analyze it, I love that you like my lore, I value it very much, I hope you like it 💖

mi niña no esta sana de la cabeza

Warning: GORE content

Tea time!!

World of wonders

Warning: GORE content

Tea time!!

World of wonders

Trying to kill my husband cat in the Cult of the lamb game: part 2

I realize I forgot about this, but good news is that

✨my husband is gone✨

So I logged on for an attempt and get a notification that he reached old age and was like damn. I forgot I took his necklace off the extend life.

So I realized I was at a stalemate and had a decision to make, either let them live to die of old age or assassination….

Decided to give him a deadly fish made by me, and killed him on the spot, I will admit I lacked decency here. I forgot I made a special place to bury my spouses, and in my impatience to bring back my wife, I carved his body accidentally (rip).

Ngl in that moment I felt like one of the spouses that come down in those fancy robes, being given the news that there rich husband has mysteriously passed✨

Side note tho, I started my adventure to woo Narinder

Trying to kill my husband cat in the Cult of the lamb game:

So my husband that cheated on me(yellow cat) and his boyfriend (unicorn that’s shits gold).

Recap: my pettiness at first had me use their first child’s eggs and feed it to another, I at least let them have their second child, still I was salty though. I’m not gonna out right kill them, I decided to just not pay attention or give affection to them anymore. I’m civil.

Buuut I had sent the unicorn on a mission to gather a follower, mind you the percentage on that was high so i had no worry. I wasn’t trying to be evil in this, but he came back and relied his last message before dying on the spot…..well shit.

I killed my ex-husband boyfriend by accident, so it left me with one eyesore that I was waiting to die slowly, so I could bring my wife back. To make it worse I gave this cat a lot of things, can’t tell if it was in the program but I think they knew I couldn’t say no to them so I made them a disciple and enforcer, so this cocky bastard has power, one I regret.

Now to the present: I was doing exams so I put the game off for while, but I’m back and my mindset changed, cause I decide the bitch gonna have to die, but I didn’t want to kill him as a sacrifice soooo, I decide to send him on a mission as well to gather a follower. the percentage on this was at most close to a 50/50. I had sent many people on a similar mission and majority died coming back so I gave up on it…until today.

So sent him on a mission, gave him a last goodbye kiss and Baaa. Then comes two days later and I see he has returned, so I went with the relief of seeing that dialogue that’ll give me the green for go.

Son of bitch came back alive and with a follower.

To say the least, if he doesn’t die from a deadly dish….imma start getting creative.