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1 year ago

I'm convinced there's at least one Addams cousin who can't tell if Tyler is Wednesday's boyfriend or just straight up her weirdest addition to the menagerie (he's both, but shh)

I imagine she tells the rest of the family about him, but mostly through letters, and it's so hard to tell by the way she describes him and the situations they get into.

Cousin: Doing anything special this weekend?

Wednesday: not really, most afternoons I'm just in the yard watching Tyler dig new graves with his nails.

Wednesday: I'll probably take him out for a walk later on, he gets really antsy in confined spaces.

Wednesday: Gonna be picking up whatever clothes he leaves behind, it's tedious, but he makes up for it by bringing me a deer he caught with his bare teeth.

Wednesday: At night, he insists on going to bed while watching a movie. But I just scratch his head and behind his ear for a couple minutes till he's out cold, then I just read whatever I want.

Cousin:...is he vaccinated?


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