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What if the newsies actually sing Carrying The Banner everyday.
Imagine the crap all those people have to go through because a bunch of teenage boys are hopping around,doing flips, and singing all over their shit.
Crutchie: *on the walkie-talkie* The trapper base is heavily guarded by attack dogs!
Davey: That’s bad.
Crutchie: Negative, they’re good boys.
Race: *sobbing on the ground* I ruin everything I touch!
Crutchie: Not everything.
Jack: Yeah, Crutchie was broken well before you came along!
Someone: I don’t really like Crutchie
Jack: Unfriended, unfollowed, blocked, ignored, my mom’s calling your mom, you’re not invited to my teen queen sweet sixteen summer beach bash birthday party
So my neighbor, a cute little 10 year old, decided that she wanted to know why I hyped up newsies so much. And so, we watched it. And I realized that a 10 year old is so extremely extra. Here are some of the things that have happened since watching livesies.
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Me: *sitting on the hammock texting*
Her: *for 26 minutes straight* I wanna watch the crutchie musical!!!!! Play the crutchie musical!!!!!! CRUTCHIE!!!!!!
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Me: I love dutchy so much, even though he doesn't get enough screentime or love
Her: *from across the street* CRUTCHIE?!?!?!
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Her: sing the crutchie song!!!
Me: sings letter to the refuge while trying not to cry every time
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Who knew this cute little girl could be so demanding
