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iwantyourkidneys
2 years ago

Where did Little Timmy go when he got lost in the mine field?

Everywhere.

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spicy-trash
4 years ago
Parry This You Fuking Casual

Parry this you fuking casual

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spicy-trash
4 years ago
Mouth To Mouth

Mouth to Mouth

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spicy-trash
4 years ago
Source

Source

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shadypiehandsneck
3 months ago

Dad jokes be lyk

Wife : I'm pregnant

Husband : hello pregnant, I'm dad

Dark jokes be lyk

Wife : you are not.

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mirrors-and-mornings
3 years ago

So I tend to refer to someone or something sleeping as them being dead. I say it in a joking sense like

"Oh she's dead." = "Oh she's asleep."

And just now I looked at my dog, who is sleeping beside my bed, and thought

"Oh she died rather quickly." And laughed.

After a moment I just kinda froze and realized how morbid my humor was.

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