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..Can I plug my phone cable into your arm or smth? My battery’s almost dead :/
... FENG DOES THIS TO ME ALL THE TIME, NO FANCY WIRES NEEDED! HERE LET ME JUST HOLD YOUR PHONE, IT’LL CHARGE!
The Doctor watched her stand by a pallet...... and almost laughed, the amount of time’s he’s seen survivors do this was astounding. A simple reserves trap he thought to himself as he charged up another shock therapy.
His voice cut through his head again, “[Rule number two: Some behavior will be ‘punished’ by killers. Each ‘punishment’ varying from killer to killer.]” as he set another shock therapy his way... making Adiel’s mussels lock up, making it almost impossible for him to move his body for just a few moments.
But in those few moments the Doctor has almost caught up, his weapon raised, as he lundged at the boy.
“Pardon me. Doctor.. Carter was it? Sorry to intrude. I only recently ended up here.. Could you help me?” The red haired Brit asked cautiously, looking at the man he was speaking to.
((Hope this is decent! ^^’))
The Doctor looked at the Brit, almost taken aback that they knew his name. But more importantly they were asking a killers help.
His voice cut through their thoughts, “[... I’m surprised that someone apparently so new to this waking nightmare knows my name. But that’s besides the point!]” he cleared his throat, even thought he wasn’t talking physically, “[Why come to a killer for help?]”
((This was perfect dude! Sorry if my responses is a bit eh, I’ve never RPed on Tumblr sooo-))
*Arises from the floor still glowing like fucking nuclear waste from Chernobyl and whispers in your ear "crispy," then fucking evaporates into a stain on the fucking floor*
TW: LOUD
I was told you are a doctor. There is a medical emergency. A human has been injured and they are hiding in the locker behind that wall, the one closest to you. They seem scared but I'm sure you will be able to help.
“[I’VE SEEN MANY CREATURES IN THE FOG, BUT NONE LIKE YOU!]” he says as he tears open the locker, grabbing Dwight by the throat.
“[BUT YOU MEAN THIS BITCH?]” as he proceeds to electrocute him
Herman tilted his head... listening intently, “[Called into more trials than usual..... hm....... Interesting.]” he leaned back thinking for a moment, “[The Entity has done that to me before. Pissed the house spider off and..........]”
He paused, letting out a small pitty laugh. Rubbing the twisted and torn side of his face, “[Let’s just say I never gave a survivor that damn hatch again. BUT ANYWAYS! As you can see my ability to ramble has never left!]” he crossed his arms. “[But yes, from the few times I’ve seen you using your ability... Which I still wonder how it works by the way! You seemed to get fatigued. And using that trial after trial..... ouch!]” he chuckled.
"It's been a while since I've seen you around Herman, how have you been? I'm guessing you've been keeping yourself entertained with your 'experiments'?" Sally approached the doctor in his own realm, having needed a change of scenery from her own.
@crotus-prenn-specter
Herman looked up from the stack of papers on his desk, almost surprised to see Sally. He adjusted his shattered reading glasses his smile almost widening, his words echoing in her head, “[Why... isn’t this a surprise! Sally Smithson... Nice to see you again.]” Herman put the papers to the side, straightening his posture, “[I’ve been..... Decent. Just a lot happening here. If you didn’t notice, my territory has once again been vandalized by the edgy group of Teenagers. What do they call themselves again? Legion?]” he shrugged, chuckling to himself. “[But that’s beside the point. My experiments have been going very well! All sorts of new discoveries! How about you been Mrs. Simithson?]” @crotus-prenn-specter
We must convert Feng to the crisp
Dad I’m hungry
I require food
GO BACK TO SLEEP, AND STARVE
Okay but I really wanna bite you
No 💖
If I were to bite you, would you taste raspy, burnt, crispy perhaps?
HOW ABOUT NO, NEXT QUESTION
Can you give me
Extra bones
(Preferable attached to my other bones please)
YES YOU MAY HAVE MY
EXTRA BONES
THEY’RE IN THE BACK ANON!
IN RETURN I WOULD LOVE SOME OF YOUR
EXTRA BONES
What would happen if you get by a lightning? Would you become even more crispy or wpuld you just explode?
A NORMAL PERSON GETTING STUCK BY LIGHTING HAS A HUGE CHANSE OF GOING INTO CARDIAC ARREST. AND WOULD CAUSE DIRECR INJURIES INTO THE BRAIN AND NERVOUS SYSTEM! HOW FUN!
BUT ME? I DONT COUNT MYSELF AS NORMAL... ANYMORE. AFTER BEING PUNSIHED BY THE ENTITY, I’VE BEEN GIVEN THE POWER OF ELECTRICITY, BEING ABLE TO RUIN PEOPLES VERY CONSCIOUSNESS WITH IT! AND AS YOU CAN TELL FROM MY BODY I HAVE WIRES GOING IN AND OUT OF ME! AND OF COURSE I HAVE TO GET THIS ELECTRICITY FROM SOMEWHERE. WELL MY DEAR FRIEND, I GET THAT ELECTRICY FROM A SIMPLE LITTLE GENOTATOR IN MY HEART!
I MAY BE RAMBLING A WHOLE BUNCH BUT I’LL TRY AND SUM THIS UP AS SIMPLY AS I POSSIBLY CAN!
SINCE WHEN PEOPPE GET STRUCK BY LIGHTING THEY HAVE A CHANCE OF BEING INTO CARDIAC ARREST; AND MY ELECTRICY COMES FROM MY HEART... I WOULD MOST LIKELY OVER CHARGE AND DIE!
but death isn’t an escape in this waking nightmare.
BUT WHO KNOWS, I MIGHT BECOME EVEN MORE.... “CRISPY”.
Herman? More like WHOREMAN
Not really interested in dating, sorry ladies, Men, and Thems! So no “Whoreman Carter” for you! My deepest apologies.
When the crisp makes you crisp,
Like you’ve had too much crisp,
That’s amore.
CRISPY MAN
TAKE ME BY HAND
LEAD ME TO THE LAND
THAT YOU UNDERSTAND
CRISPY MAN
THE VOYAGE
TO THE CORNER OF THE GLOBE
IS A REAL TRIP
CRISPY MAN
I see you’ve accepted the crisp.. Good.
[Loud sobbing from the other room]
*injects powdered cocaine straight into my Cephalic vein then has a seizure on your floor after I cracked all my bones and they start glowing like glow-sticks* *80s pop music echoes through the halls as I lay dead in the middle of one of lery's hallways glowing like radioactive waste*
VERY GOOD SHOW! BUT IT COULE BE IMPROVED ON! I WOULD LOVETO GRAB MORE TEST SUBJECTS TO TRY THIS OUT ON... THIS WOULD LEAD TO VERY INTERESTING RESULTS.
BUT IN ADDITION TO THAT
WHAT THE FUCK.
You are the crispiest man
No💖
i think he is??? idk herman gives off ohioan energy and i can’t explain how or why.
like i just look at him and think “yup. he is from ohio”
TREPYA THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON. YOU PUT IT INTO WORDS
Is Herman from Ohio? Yes or no.
Ngl you lookin kinda crispy tho
AND?
Your name will now be changed to Crispman Carter. No one likes the name Herman anyways.
WELL EXCUSE YOU! THE NAME HERMAN SUITS ME WELL!
“[Discipline is required,]” The Doctor said, raising his weapon once again. His words seem so clear, they almost burnt themselves into his brain. 
He took another swing at Adiel, his laugh contuining to fill the room.... to fill his thoughts. But as he swung, there was a short window of time... an opening... a chance to escape.
“Pardon me. Doctor.. Carter was it? Sorry to intrude. I only recently ended up here.. Could you help me?” The red haired Brit asked cautiously, looking at the man he was speaking to.
((Hope this is decent! ^^’))
The Doctor looked at the Brit, almost taken aback that they knew his name. But more importantly they were asking a killers help.
His voice cut through their thoughts, “[... I’m surprised that someone apparently so new to this waking nightmare knows my name. But that’s besides the point!]” he cleared his throat, even thought he wasn’t talking physically, “[Why come to a killer for help?]”
((This was perfect dude! Sorry if my responses is a bit eh, I’ve never RPed on Tumblr sooo-))
For a split second a flash of concern spread across his still face, before quickly returning to the forced smile, “Haahaa.. [I do try and keep this place in order, I hate a mess being made of my territory. Drives me a bit mad!]” he laughed to himself, slightly shaking his head.
Herman leaned forward a bit, looking Sally over, “[But you said your preformance in trials has been lacking?]” he tilted his head to the side, “[That seems a bit concerning..]”
"It's been a while since I've seen you around Herman, how have you been? I'm guessing you've been keeping yourself entertained with your 'experiments'?" Sally approached the doctor in his own realm, having needed a change of scenery from her own.
@crotus-prenn-specter
Herman looked up from the stack of papers on his desk, almost surprised to see Sally. He adjusted his shattered reading glasses his smile almost widening, his words echoing in her head, “[Why... isn’t this a surprise! Sally Smithson... Nice to see you again.]” Herman put the papers to the side, straightening his posture, “[I’ve been..... Decent. Just a lot happening here. If you didn’t notice, my territory has once again been vandalized by the edgy group of Teenagers. What do they call themselves again? Legion?]” he shrugged, chuckling to himself. “[But that’s beside the point. My experiments have been going very well! All sorts of new discoveries! How about you been Mrs. Simithson?]” @crotus-prenn-specter
*Smacks your crispy ass* crisp
Sir crispington
YES, THAT’S ME!
What wisdom does the crispy man bring today
EAT ASS AND SKATE FAST!
Crispy man what are you doing crispy man
OH, I’M JUST DOING A TRIAL!... FENG CAN SO FIESTY SOMETIMES, I SURE HOPE I DON’T GET DSFNSDJKA;A2R4[0RE9WQ[-
You do be kinda crispy doe
YOU’RE NEXT!