Deadpool X You - Blog Posts

☆ SYNOPSIS : the Merc with the mouth tries making you jealous or tries flirting with you

GENRE : fluff with a flirty Deadpool

pairing — deadpool x assistant!reader

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Okay I know its, like, the end of fucking July but I read your most recent deadpool hcs and now I HAVE to get the low down on how he celebrates Halloween with his s/o. Like imagine him literally ripping off his arm as part of the costume and constantly getting complimented on how "real" it looks lmao

Ok so Halloween is like my favorite holiday EVER, so the way I rushed to do this when I finally saw your ask.

He's so hype for Halloween because he can just go out as himself and not feel bad about how he looks.

Totally dressed up as Freddy Krueger just because he didn't have to do much work to make it look good.

He kept joking that he was now on par with wolverine because he did get the Kruger claws.

Another time he went as a zombie and just ripped one of his armsboff just to keep pointing at everything with it

"Accidentally" slapped someone with his dismembered limb.

He always gets so many complaints about how good he looks so that does make him feel slightly better about himself.

He kept trying to get you to dress in his Deadpool suit but you said no because "that thing is practically threaded together with cocaine at this point"

If you guys aren't walking around but instead handling out candy to kids he'll get on the roof and jump down at a lot of them.

"hey honey it's almost time to go!" You yelled towards Wade referring to a party you both were invited to a party at the academy by Colossus.

He groaned throwing on the green and red striped sweater. "It's probably gonna be boring though! I mean it's mainly going to be smart assed kids and adults with sticks up their asses!" He shouted back coming over to where you were pulling you to him by your waist. "Maybe we can just stay here instead and have our own fun."

Laughing you pushed him back. "We can have our fun later, for right now I know you love Halloween so we are going to go to this damned party. Plus don't you want to spike the punch or something." You said opening a cabinet that had stored alcohol.

He gasped offended. "I would never do such a thing! How did you even know that was in there? Not that I put it in there or anything." Leaning over you as he spoke you closed the cabinet.

You scoffed at him looking him up and down. "You totally would and you know it! You "accidentally," you held up your fingers to make a quoting gesture, "put cocaine on some donuts saying it was powdered sugar and them gave them to Logan!"

He crossed his arms with a laugh. "Yeah but I know he won't die from something like that so technically it was all in good fun!" He started laughing harder at the memory of Logan being hunched over for a bit from consuming that much of the drug in that way.

You stifled your own laughter trying to reprimand him for his actions. "Alright it was admittedly a bit funny, but there's going to be children there this year so he careful." You warned him walking over and wrapping your arms around him.

"Alright fine I won't pull to many stunts if that makes you feel better. But I better get a reward for playing nice." He grumbled picking you up to place you on the counter.

You shrugged your shoulders pulling him in by his shirt collar. "I don't know maybe if you're on your best behavior I'll give you one." You murmured against his lips before crashing yours to his.

He pulled you closer to himself wrapping your legs around his waist before kissing you back with fervor. He pulled away smirking at you "can't keep your hands off me for long can you?"

You rolled your eyes pushing him off and hopping off the counter. "Nope not when it comes to you Wade, now let's get to that party!"

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!