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Gamer Doflamingo

I don't know what exactly it was that possessed me that went like TOXIC ASSHOLE GAMER DOFLAMINGO. DRAW; DRAW, DRAWWWWWW!!!! but it was a thing and so as you do, I listened to the voices.

Once I was done drawing it, more and more ideas kept popping into my head about it, please enjoy this Gamer Doflamingo AU:

(Content warning: Very toxic, sexist, derogatory, your average league of legends experience)

Since this guy discovered multiplayer games, countless hundreds to thousands of individuals have suffered to him. Companies tried to shadow ban him multiple times but he keeps popping up with new VPNs (his stream viewers want to see just how toxic he'll get, after all.)

He knows every slur in the book and boy does he use them frequently.

He's the sort of creep that will address every female gamer in the room as "baby girl" and will demand to be called "daddy" in turn.

He does elo boosting in return for nudes. Which he then sells on the black market (without anyone's consent, of course). This is how his black market empire started.

When he was younger he was mostly into the "your mom" flame, but he's evolved to be so much worse ever since then.

If somebody pisses him off sufficiently he'll ddox them and host a livestream where he burns the house of the respective person down. His catchphrase for this is "taking flame seriously"

His first channel was called 69xXDonquixoteFamilyXx69 on DofTube (his own platform, none other would be good enough for somebody as incredibly as him) but after he killed his father he changed to "ReformedJoker"

He does consider himself "reformed" and has a few account names referencing tyler1 and L9

When playing games with his associates / "friends", he won't hold back on being toxic towards them either. Vergo's totally into it (Doflamingo being aware of this) and I don't even want to disturb you with the details on how freaky those two get with that.

Every time he goes a bit too far out of line in insulting his "friends" while gaming, he'll apologize afterwards. Neither them nor him believe even for a split second that he truly means his apology, but they think it's a sign that he means well. Really he just wants them to keep playing with him so he can flame them some more.

Being the owner of DofTube, noone can take his stream down.

He has some dirt on the government (and some very effective death threats going around) so even though he's constantly burning houses down and ocassionally killing people for views, nobody really stops him. Not that they could, this man's freaking STRONG.

He's really not that good at gaming but his ego is absolutely through the roof. If you try to tell him that he sucks or even just give him advice on how to get better, you WILL be killed immediately (or hunted down if you're not in his immediate vicinity).

His stream viewers organize flash mobs that attack his critics.

In return, barely anyone is even brave enough to say anything negative about Doflamingo / his stream / the Donquixote Family

Sometimes the Donquixote Family members stream together.

Giolla has a lot of simps, which Baby 5 is quite jealous of

Baby 5 had / gets a lot of simps too but Doflamingo keeps killing them, that's his little girl to protect and god beware anyone so much as make one of the sexist remarks he himself constantly makes directed towards Baby 5

Favourite sayings:

- "go back to the kitchen"

- "hope your family dies of [disease]" (caesar is always happy to try and cook something up for Doflamingo)

- "in my country we stake these lobotomized apes"

- "sys" (string yourself - devil fruit reference, eh, could be more imaginative)

Phew! This got a little out of hand. I'm drawing on 10+ years of dealing with toxic internet strangers here, so I have a lot of resources to back this up on. Frankly some of the things I've heard I'd rather not repeat and disturb others with, even!

I'm SUPER tempted to turn this into a fanfiction, will see how that goes. So sorry that I haven't updated / written anything in a hot minute, I keep being sick and tired all the time so I'm not getting anything done :(