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Page/Sketchbook is the art teacher that everyone loves. She brightens up the place with her students art and she is definitely the sunshine of the bunch. At times, she will lose her cool and shout or yell but it’s rare.
Tony is the strict french teacher that doesn’t teach french. He comes from a rich family and students that pass him in the hall shudder in fear. He has a few favourites but he tells no one. Students will also make fun of his mustache behind his back. He is extremely strict on dress code and attendance.
Shrignold is the super religious teacher and low key hippie. On some sort of substance almost everyday. Has the most drama with other teachers and he beefs with the students. Will brag about his day to the students even if it’s during a test. Could potentially be the school counselor and probably is.
Colin is the fun I.T. teacher and every student comes to him for advice. They come out to him, vent, etc. He has so much awards and so much knowledge. Page is dating his sister.
Meat man and Spinach can are the lunch ladies. They cook nasty food(if you could even call it that) and hate their job. They hate the students too. Spinach is younger so she bonds more with the students but spreads rumors and gossip intentially to cause chaos in friendships.
Larry/Lamp is the actual hippie teacher. He is high and drunk but the principal doesn’t even care anymore. Students in his class fail because he is not teacher properly. The kids don’t even know what subject they are suppose to learn. He is very big on conspiracy theories and confuses his students all the damn time.
Roy is the principal. Red, Yellow, and Duck go to school here.
Briefcase is that regular Joe you see everyday at your normal 9-5 work. He will show up at 9am sharp and wrap up his work at 5. He loves to give tours to newcomers. His brother, Brendon, is the intern that eventually got let go, reasons unknown.
Coffin is the passive aggressive mom that insults your children while backhandedly compliment them at the same time. He's also very good at small talk.
The twins are the weird cousins that will grow up to have even weirder children. They show up at the family gathering and will lock themselves in your room to do demon summonings or smth.
Warren is the one that everyone hates and they are not afraid to say it. He started working as an intern but got promoted to a smaller desk job. Got fired for harassment tho.
Mr Transport is the clueless grandpa that is about to retire. He is physically too ill to hear shit and clearly can't do his job. Also drinks mysterious black water everyday. He definitely had the most epic war stories from his time.
Electracey is the one that definetely brings everyone coffee. Super quirky and mentions her girlfriend every conversation. Keeps framed photos of her loved ones on her desk and the one that wakes everyone up in the morning.
Lesley is the boss.
Briefcase is that regular Joe you see everyday at your normal 9-5 work. He will show up at 9am sharp and wrap up his work at 5. He loves to give tours to newcomers. His brother, Brendon, is the intern that eventually got let go, reasons unknown.
Coffin is the passive aggressive mom that insults your children while backhandedly compliment them at the same time. He's also very good at small talk.
The twins are the weird cousins that will grow up to have even weirder children. They show up at the family gathering and will lock themselves in your room to do demon summonings or smth.
Warren is the one that everyone hates and they are not afraid to say it. He started working as an intern but got promoted to a smaller desk job. Got fired for harassment tho.
Mr Transport is the clueless grandpa that is about to retire. He is physically too ill to hear shit and clearly can't do his job. Also drinks mysterious black water everyday. He definitely had the most epic war stories from his time.
Electracey is the one that definetely brings everyone coffee. Super quirky and mentions her girlfriend every conversation. Keeps framed photos of her loved ones on her desk and the one that wakes everyone up in the morning.
Lesley is the boss.
if i ever dress up as yellow guy for halloween, i will make sure to eat duck for lunch and/or dinner.
the fact that red and duck were all alone, at a picnic, as shrignold teaches yellow about love while flying on a rainbow(🌈🏳️🌈) seems to be hinting fluffybird. Or maybe I'm just overthinking this.
Personally, I find a red man made of cloth and strings with two eyes sticking out of his head very attractive.
I have issues with my dad if you could not tell.