Dont Mind Me I Just Really Like Bread - Blog Posts

I mean what are ya gonna do stress eat? Oh look a perfect bowl of bread to stress eat while worrying about why someone would give you bread and not want you to eat all of it at a rate so horrifying the person in the chair nearest to you looks on in terror as you order the biggest thing on the menu and all but inhale it

Oddly specific totally didnt happen but ya wtf is up with giving people bread and expecting them not to eat it????? Bullshit. I will eat all the bread. You cannot stop me. Only God or indigestion can stop me now and i havent believed in him in years