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Bow: I think that's enough Monopoly for today...

Catra: I hate you!

Adora: Oh?! Well next time don’t steal my monopoly.

Glimmer: Catra, give Adora your two hundred dollars. You landed on her property.

Catra: No! She’s in jail! I’m not going to give money to a criminal.

Adora: That’s not how you play!!!!!

Frosta: What is happening?

Mermista: Shut up, Frosta! You don’t get to talk after stealing my last railroad!

Scorpia: I wish I was never born!

Perfuma: You think any of us wanted this!!!

[ Sea Hawk is just screaming. ]


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Wild: Honestly, big mood right there.

Rest of the chain - Time: 😶

Time: my mind thinks it’s still 29.

Time: my humor suggest I am 10 years old

Time: and my body keeps asking if we died.

Rest the chain: 😐


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Impulse: WHAT THE-

Scar: cool.

Mumbo: *Somehow asleep through this*

The boatem gang after a few hours

Impulse: so Um, what are we gonna do now

Grian and pearl vibing: don’t worry we got this * turns into their watcher forms and summons their mom*

Watcher mom: WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME MORTAL- oh hey kids what are you doing in this neck of the woods?

Grian: moon big and destroyed the server, can we stay with you for a bit?


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Legend: THE POWER OF THE CARROT COMPELS YOU!

Warriors: I am now suddenly very worried for my life...

Four: Great- how am I going to take care of your sword now?!

Linked universe but instead of the Tempered Sword Legend fights with an orange foam Nerf sword


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Wild *holding a fire rod*: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS!

Four: *Falls from the roof*

Sky: *Just somehow still asleep.

Legend: *Never went to sleep*

Twilight: Good morning.

Time: Good morning.

Warriors: Good morning.

Hyrule: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Wind: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS


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Also Wild:

Wind *aggressive pulls out sword*: Oh no! Its Dink!

Wild: THROW THE CHEESE!

How to get Wild’s attention

Twi: your muscles are a lot like cheese-

Wild: someone say cheese?!


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Twilight: or you know… cutting something.

Wind: Or if there’s a fight!

Wild: Don’t play around with knives

Wild: Unless you're recording it on youtube for, like, thousands of views. In that case….


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Four: Actually, that’s fair. Sometimes I remember that I was split and had to deal with me, myself and I.

Legend: You don’t want to get me started.

Time: The moon has a face.

Warriors: What weird thoughts keep you up at night?

Sky: Some people put milk before the cereal.

Wind: That one time I fell off my boat while trying to catch a bug.

Hyrule: What if my blue is someone else’s red?

Twilight: I’ll never see Midna again.

Wild: Almost everyone I ever knew died and my Hyrule fell because I couldn’t defeat Ganon the first time.

Four:

Four: Wtf

Wild: Also that one weird horse god that threatens to kill me sometimes.


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*Wild later*: And thats how Warriors tragically lost his life. He will be missed.

Warriors: I’m not dead quit it!

*Wind sadly*: sometimes I still hear his voice

Or an Alternative end:

*Warriors being attacked* *scratch tape*

Warriors: Yeah that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here. Well…

Wind, running into camp: gUYS!!

*Holds up a cucco with pink feathers wearing a blue cap* Legend's been turned into a cucco!!!

Cucco!Legend: *grumpy birb noises*

Everyone except Sky: *horrified gasps*

Four: How the fuck?

Warriors: Don't you mean "How the Cluck?"

Everyone: ...

Warriors: *attacked by Cucco!Legend*


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Warriors standing in the background menacingly;

The yiga: *Starts sweating* WHO EVEN ARE YOU GUYS?!?

sky, kindly: now, why don't you tell us why you're here, hmm? i'm sure we can come to an arrangement.

time, darkly, hand on his sword: we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. no points for guessing which one you'll enjoy more.

hyrule, clearly out of his depth but trying to look tough: yeah... tell us why you want to, uh, kill wild!

the yiga footsoldier, tied to a chair, very confused: ...


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