Ellietheduck - Blog Posts

Hear me out: Shash

It's a fucking ineffable troublemakers, not some sHAsH

Yo are a „rotzfrechheit“ for not answering my messages and sleeping the whole day >:(

@ellietheduck I know it's you-

🎶music🎶

🧑‍🦱And so I cry😭 sometimes when I'm lying in bed

Just to get it all out what's in my head🤯

And I-I-I, 🧑‍🦱I'm feeling a little peculiar

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside🚶

And I take a deep breath 😮‍💨😮‍💨and get real high🍄✨✨🌈

And I scream 👹😫from the top of my lungs🫁🫁

What's goin' on?⁉️⁉️⁉️😭😫

And I say 😏hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay

Hey, yay, yay

I said hey👹👹, what's goin' on?

And I say 😏😏hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay

Hey, yay, yay

I said hey👹, what's goin' ooooouuuooon⁉️⁉️

👹And he tries👹

🧑‍🦱Oh my God, do I try😫

I try all the time😔

In this 😔institution😔

💀And he prays💀

🧑‍🦱Oh my God, do I pray😫🙏

I pray every single day🙏

💀👹💀NYAAA!💀👹💀

For a 👹rrrEVOLUTAIHUN👹✨✨✨😫

And I say😏 hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay

Hey, yay, yay

I said hey, 😏😏what's goin' on?

And I say hey, 😏yeah, yeah, yeah yay

Hey, yay, yay

I said hey😏

🪽👩‍🦳🪽Doooooon't cry 😫😭out loud🎶🪽👩‍🦳🪽

👨‍🦰 🪽👩‍🦳🪽Just keep it insiiiiiideeee😔👨‍🦰🪽👩‍🦳🪽

🧑‍🦱👨‍🦰🪽👩‍🦳🪽And learn how to hiiiideeee your feelings‼️🧑‍🦱👨‍🦰🪽👩‍🦳🪽

🧑‍🍳(Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay)🧑‍🍳

🧑‍🍳(Hey, yay, yay)🧑‍🍳

Hey hey hey

I say hey👋

What's goin' on?😏

Yeah!

Duckie, you have enough internet for today

What Is worse?

David Bowie in Labyrinth Edition:

His Pants?

Or his Hair?

1. He looks great in everything

2. If I have to choose, then his pants

I‘m under you bed

It's my work

Always

I forgive you - don‘t bother

You were my brother Anakin! I loved you!

(Idk if you know this one lol) Real or not real? - real

FINNICK

PRIM!

Enough Pain for you… I need sleep now I guess…*sobbs* I‘ll just sleep a bit and everything will be alright again…. Right? *sniff* right?…

Nothing lasts forever.

AND DON‘T YOU DARE STEALING MY HUSBAND!!!!

:)

You‘ll come to the wedding.

OF COURSE I'M GOING

I SAID YES

FINALLY

Und da kam nur: „I can not come“ und das war alles. Und das ist eine ROTZFRECHHEIT, seien sie mir nicht böse!

I forgot I was supposed to answer this

I took over your Account :)

And it's all because I'm too lazy to draw

(Idk if you got my message because of wifi so here it is again lmao)

I DIDN‘T GL TO,SLEPPPPPPP

Gl means girl love

I'm sorry, I had to write this

You won! I‘ll go to sleep! :( just don‘t tell my dad about it :(

@pissylittlebirdboy your child is not listening

I didn‘t got to sleep…..

Listen here, you little shit-

Na du Clearsil Testgelände? Wie ist es bei deinen Kompostis?

I literally can't find it, where did you find it?

🎶Who‘s that wonderful ✨gorlllllllll✨could she be any 💖cuterrrrrrrr💖? Who‘s that wonderful ✨gurllll✨? Oh look🤩! Here comes a suiterrrr🐶🎶

I've never heard that before trcvhyr

👹DRACO👹

✨und die Malfoyssss✨

👹DRACO👹

✨Und die malfoysssss✨

👹DRACO 👹

✨Und die Malfoysss✨

🎶Geh ganz nah ran GANZ NAH 🎶

🎶Ohhhhh🎶

👹DRACO👹

✨Und die Malfoysssss✨

👹DRACO👹

✨und die malfoyssss✨

👹DRACO👹

✨Und die Malfoyssss✨

🎶Geh ganz nah ran🎶

🎶GANZ NAH RAN🎶

Dobby hat sich zur Begrüßung die Hände gebügelt 👹👹👹👹

I love Harry Potter parodies

Oh so nicht jetzt ist die Kerze ausgegangen Willi

I definitely shouldn't laugh at children

HALT!

STOP!

Bitte helfen sie mir, Ich bin im Gefahr, bitte helfen sie mir!

I feel like I'm discovering a different side of the internet

SHOO SHOO SHOO

SHA SHA SHA

Hallo Universum ja was ham wir denn daaaaaaaaaa

SHA SHA SHA

SHOO SHOO SHOO

Wie heißt du denn mein Schötzchen ach ich nen dich einfach duuuuu

Tfcbdt the best part

Schau mal Elke da ist eine Seilbahn!

Joa… Ich seh‘s…

Hast du Lust mal eine Runde Seilbahn zu fahren?

Ne.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that are the Biele Biele Biele Guys! Hahahahahahhaa

I'll start writing in German soon

(How did I recognize this guy, help-)

ET WIRD SUPP JEJESSEN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

RIP soup

(but still funny)

Bieeeele Biele Biele Biele Ruf sie mal!

Hallo! Habt ihr Hunger?

Hach! Biele Biele Biele musste rufen!

🎶Biele Biele Biele🎶

Na ruf sie richtig laut!

🎶Biele Biele Biele Biele🎶

I feel like this blog has been taken over by biele biele biele

I wanna annoy sera with Biele Biele Biele but I‘m scared :( can you help me? HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA (they probably know the meme XD)

Of course I will help! What can I do?

BIELE BIELE BIELEEEEEEE (you probably won‘t understand this meme XD but I had to say Biele Biele Biele to someone XD)

I don't know if I found the right meme, but if so then fr