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Eddtober Day 19: WTFUTURE!!

I decided to make future designs for Paul and Pat bc they're my favourite characters+they haven't changed that much though

FR THEY ARE ALL STRONG AF!!! TORD LITERALLY THREW THE COUCH INTO THE WALL WITH NO HESITATION AND HE LITERALLY PUNCHED MATT INTO A OBLIVION!!! WDYM HE IS WEAK?! HE LITERALLY HAS AN ARMY!!!

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everyone but tord is really strong. Edd became a superhero (and i refuse to think that the effects of being irradiated on a cellular level didnt permanently change him), tom can literally launch a couch through a wall, and matt is canonly buff (at least in saloonatics but come on). Tord is a smol child and I like to imagine all these nerds casually performing feats of incredible strength around him and he just gapes.

look at the fear in his eyes after tom launches the sofa. that’s the only time he wasnt smug, happy, or confused the entire episode.

you can practically see him thinking

“holy shit he could destroy me”

i dunno i just love the idea of tord being terrified by the thought that everyone in the house could utterly wreck him