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Keeping Up with the Seedians

So I was googling something and saw that the Russian localization of the game does not call the brothers:

Джейкоб (Jacob) Джозеф (Joseph) Джон (John)

but instead uses the Slavic biblical variations of the names

Иаков (Iakov) Иосиф (Iosif) Иоанн (Ioann)

And I realized that the same can be done in Armenian. Thus, I present to you the Seedian family:

Հակոբոս (Hakobos) Հովսեփ (Hovsep) Հովհաննես (Hovhannes)

Among these three, the biblical and modern forms are the same except for Hakobos vs Hakob

they give "the tyrannic professor and his unfortunate TA" energy in every universe

and I love them for that

let me catch your dreams

let me have your back

I can still hear his voice...

gay gay homosexual gay

hakob: it's nice to finally meet your colleagues, deputy bratt

bratt: you son of a…

get outta here, pumpkin.

friendship with jacob has ended, now jacob is my best friend.

what if… we touched heads in a doomsday cult?

Hahah, jus kidding…

Unless

when the shit your homie says is so unhinged you have to double take

What are you looking at? Helicopter. Hell yeah. What are you looking at? Helicopter. Hell yeah.

mansplain (staci) manipulate (jacob) malewife (both?!)

Who's a good gay? Yes you are! Yes you are!

Jacob: "Cull the flowers ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚."

Staci: "okay grandpa let's get you to Eden"

like what you see, Hakob?

the uncontrollable jacobian urge to hug a smol pratt

two bros chillin’ at a hot spring 1.5 feet apart

am i interrupting something here?

a man is dreaming

my partner and I saw you from across the bar, and we really hate your vibe. start. running.

this has some strong Timon and Pumbaa vibe to it

Only you

Staci: *looks at everyone around*

Jacob: 1, 2, eyes on the target (pratt)