Get Outta Here, Pumpkin.

Three wise monkeys

Brought to you by the "Documentaries From Hell" series

To leave this purgatory, you must see no evil hear no evil speak no evil

Twink Jacob with a full head of hair doesn’t exist. He can’t hurt you.

Für Pfirsiche

Needless to say, Peaches was not impressed.

Charlie Hunnam. AGAIN?!

So if you merge Jacob and Staci, apparently, you get

Charlie Hunnam. AGAIN.

You can see more Hunnam content

here

here

here

and here

Predator poofs

floofs of doom? bloodthirsty boopers? the fluffsecutioners? Bark assassins?

Side Quest From Cartel

Boss Staci: "Alright, Seed, ready to take the order?" Cop Jacob: "Sure. What am I getting?"

Boss Staci: "Eighteen pounds of cocaine." Cop Jacob: "Solid start."

Boss Staci: "Twelve pounds of crack." Cop Jacob: "Love the consistency. Next?"

Boss Staci: "Two large-" Cop Jacob: "Hold on, is this another drug-" Boss Staci: "Two LARGE tubs of vanilla ice cream." Cop Jacob: "…Do I even want to know why?"

Boss Staci: "Seven male strippers in cop uniforms." Cop Jacob: "Let me get this straight-"

Boss Staci: "No, not straight. They should be gay." Cop Jacob: "Are you shitting me?"

Boss Staci: "Also, make sure none of them are white. I can't see the coke on them if they are." Cop Jacob: "For fuck's sake… You done?"

Be Not Afraid

After successfully terrorizing you with beardless Hakob (who doesn't exist), I am back with more ungodly deeds.

I present to you a beardless Bratt.

tbh, I personally dig it.

Deputy Stacy Pratt

One of your fellow Hope County Deputies who's a good cop when his ego doesn't get in the way.

I can't believe this description is official. It hurts :/

About to drop a sick album

Stay tuned for more Jacop and Bosstaci content.

Bonus Album cover:

These two seem like the type to never read the "NO HIKING" warnings and then be all Pikachu-faced when shit like this happens.

Or maybe Staci hoped to outrun, and Jacob hoped to trip?