One of your fellow Hope County Deputies who's a good cop when his ego doesn't get in the way.
I can't believe this description is official. It hurts :/
Based on this post.
don’t mind me, just checking a hypothesis.
Today, we are having Adam-appreciation day.
Steve totally shares our excitement.
As your local provider of beardless Seeds and Deputies, I was asked by @blindedlamb to deliver some godless beardless John.
I absolutely hate this, btw. John, please grow back your beard.
Here is a cute pic of beardless Staci to cleanse the palate.
After seeing this post by @havingsomemorejohnlarks, I had to remind people (Jacob) how important Staci is.
Don't forget to take care of your local Stacis.
In case any of you doubted this, here is an actual footage.
Finally got the correct nametag for our deputy Seed!!
@peggiepratt preaches nothing but the truth!
Here is an actual footage of that happening
Staci: Jacob, let's play hide and seed
I hide from your bullshit
you seed therapy
Guys, I think dirty cop Deputy Seed is scared of his boss. No, not Whitehorse. The other boss. His nemesis. The one he hates.
The one he holds hands with.
Kudos to @pande-monty-um for the idea!