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Noctis: You're evil.
Ardyn: Now what makes you think I'm evil?
Noctis: You filled a vegetarian's house with raw butchered meat.
Ardyn: I was showing them what they were missing out on.
Noctis: You told a bunch of children that Santa eats naughty children.
Ardyn: I was told that when I was a child.
Noctis: You sprayed Prompto with a chocobo mating spray.
Ardyn: He is loved by chocobos even more now.
Noctis: You filled Loqi's closet with Aranea's high heels and told her he stole them.
Ardyn: He's short and I wanted to help him and Aranea needs to learn how to share.
Noctis: You super glued Gladio's sword to the ground.
Ardyn: To make him stronger.
Noctis: You somehow managed to get Nyx to warp into a wall. It took hours to get him out.
Ardyn: I have no excuse for that. I just wanted to do it.
I love fandoms. I will fall into them. I won't abandon them unless they do something horrible. I'm on twitter and people have begun blocking and abandoning me because I changed to the final fantasy XV fandom. None of my followers barely talk to me. One followers even told me not to talk to them because I wasn't in their fandom anymore. I'm about ready to just give up on social media. Everyone hates me now because I changed my fandom.
Prompto: I just noticed we are all Disney princesses. None of us have mothers and things have happened to us.
Noctis: please no singing
Ignis: if anyone sings, I'm crashing the regalia and killing us all.
Prompto: Does anyone else get that little voice in their head saying to kill everyone before they have a chance to kill you?
Prompto: I made a graveyard in minecraft filled with my dead hopes and dreams.
Ignis: *pulls out his phone* what's the number of your therapist again?
Ardyn: I came here to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling attacked.
Noctis: YOUR GOOD TIME WAS ATTACKING US
Ignis: Why is Prompto in the hospital?
Noctis: We filled Gladio's locker with shaving cream and water balloons.
Ignis: And let me guess. He tripped on the shaving cream.
Noctis: No. He just wasn't able to out run Gladio.
Aranea: want to borrow some of my heels so you can be taller?
Loqi, looking around in his closet: what should I change into?
Ravus: a better person