Fully Expecting To Be Interrupting Something - Blog Posts

yk oh and what if This was entirely planned They did in fact get married and had a small ceremony but only so that they had a legit reason to give Megatron the message that they knew he would ignore and then be able to stop Megatron from going into a huge fit the next time it seems like it would be disastrous Basically Starscream and Soundwave getting married so the next time Megatron goes to be aggressive towards Soundwave well more than normal at least which is why it takes a little longer than they were expecting then they would be able to pull the marriage card and confuse Megatron hard enough he wouldn’t be as angry Or maybe it started off a joke and they found they actually do like married life like this is my own ace ass coming through rn but like it starts off as a joke and over time eventually they’ll actually help each other as like it starts off as joke flirting maybe but eventually it settles into genuinely chilling -you forgot this the other day btw- -affirmative: i did forget where i put this. thank you.- and megatron sees it in the background after finding out theyre married like 0.0 starscream will jokingly call soundwave his wife just to annoy megatron but eventually the nickname just sticks and for once starscream is on the ground with soundwave in a battle and megatron orders starscream to fly to a different location and starscream just yells full force in the middle of the battle while pointing at soundwave YOU EXPECT ME TO LEAVE MY WIFE????? and the autobots stop firing for a moment bc theyre just staring at them like 0.0 what soundwave fully leans into the act too and then the moment theyre alone soundwave and starscream are just crying laughing and starscream takes to hanging in the lab with soundwave and all the decepticons think theyre getting ✨intimate✨ or at least kissing and starscream is just complaining about his day and cracking jokes while soundwave works fully expecting to be interrupting something and when he walks in starscream is actually just laid back on one of the worktables with ravage on his chest and soundwave is literally across the room listening to starscream ramble about something random and megatron just walks out even more horrified because if they arent snogging then oh allspark theyre BONDING and so they dont actually date date but starscream keeps going to chill at the lab bc its quiet and they become good friends like entirely self indulgent but just them getting to be friends and megatron walks in expecting to be mortified and walks out more confused