Garazeb Orrelios - Blog Posts

Too proud of this drawing not to post it

Been absolutely obsessed with the rebels gang lately, I'll probably end up drawing them more

"Dancing with the Devil" ~ Kalluzeb Supernatural AU no one asked for

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A little late for Halloween but I did work on it quite a bit ON Halloween so that counts for spoopy season right? Anyway, basic premise is Kallus is a demon dealing information to the other side, specifically to a Hunter by the name of Zeb, someone who had a thing against yellow eyed demons since one killed his entire family. While Kallus may have taken credit for the kill when they first met, he soon comes clean and they form an unlikely ‘friendship‘ if it can really be called that. Maybe a little bit of enemies with benefits... if ya know what I mean.

@hixystix/@x-wing-junkie made a little fic to go with the universe we sure had fun playing in - "Pale Moonlight" - check it out and have fun with us too. XD

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Love thinking about what the Ghost crews reaction to Lando Calrissian joining the rebellion and becoming a general was

One of the things that I don't understand in Star Wars is the way they handle blockades. Like in s3 of Rebels when Thrawn attacks Atollon

I've never understood why they don't just go around the planet??? Like, there's no imperials there???

Like, surely they all would've been able to escape that way? There's no way that there's only one hyperspace lane to get off planet, and it's not like their goal was to travel directly to Yavin IV either. They could also travel to the other side on the surface of the planet too if space travel isn't an option.

Am I just dumb? Is it explained why they can't do that and I'm just an idiot?

I LEFT THE REBELS FANDOM FOR LIKE A MONTH AND KALLUZEB IS FUCKING CANON?!?!?!?

You know out of everyone in the ghost crew I didn't think zeb would be the first one in live action

Why does rebels yoda look microwaved

there is NO heterosexual explanation for Kallus and Zeb's last scene

Well... if that's why, hopefully and in some appearance of one of the two they will tell us.

I need they tell us because if I don't die (⁠个⁠_⁠个⁠)

Look, listen, maybe I'm insane but perhaps the reason they only credited Steve Blum as Zeb is because they did not want to spoil that his last name is Kallus-Orrelios?!?!??

Beyond The Rim Is live

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13477345/1/Beyond-The-Rim

I'm about 100 pages into A New Dawn and um...

Early 20s Kanan is so funny to me. Like I understand that he's bitter and jaded because of the Order 66 trauma and how his life went after, but he's all "I enjoy being a loner. That's just me. I don't get close to people-- NOT BECAUSE IM TRUAMATIZED NO, I JUST LOVE BEING A LONE WOLF... yeah."

And I'm sitting here like sir. Sir over the next few years you are going to become the family-est family man there ever was. You are going to meet a beautiful, brilliant pilot who wants to overthrow the government, and you are going to fall head over heels. You are going to meet the pilot's insane Droid, and you are going to tolerate him. You are going to find a depressed former warrior mourning the loss of his people, and you're gonna say, "same bestie. Cmon, get up. Let's go steal from the Empire!" You are going to see a couple of spunky child runaways and orphans and go "ok guess I have kids now."

Additionally, I like how it parallels Ezra's "I work alone" stuff in early season 1. Kanan really saw Ezra and said, "God, this kid is as stupid as me! Hera, make room in the Ghost, we're adopting this rat."

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIR MOSS!!!!!!! UR AN OLD MAN NOW!! i hope u have a fantastic wonderful day bc u deserve only the best :)) can i pls get. spectres / rebels modern au. with fluff :)

THANK YOU BELOVED

only a week late!! BUT. here!

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"I've changed my mind," Kanan says. "Letting you get me into archery was the best decision I've ever made."

Hera snorts from behind him, dropping her forehead onto his shoulder and moving her hands down to his waist. She presses her hips closer to his and a kiss to his jaw, then starts correcting his posture.

"Elbow down, love." She taps it and Kanan moves down so it's level with his chin. "I am fully aware that you wanted me to do this in a sexy way, just so you know, but I'm too invested in making sure your form is good."

"You focus on my form, I'll focus on the horny," Kanan jokes, waggling his eyebrows in such an endearingly dumb fashion that Hera can't help but kiss him.

"Maybe if we both focus on your form you might actually hit something," Hera teases. Kanan gasps, faux offended, and proceeds to lament at how horribly his wife treats him.

"Such cruelty from such a pretty woman," he bemoans. "I can't believe you'd treat me like this. This is homophobia and racism and sexism. I have been hate-crimed."

Hera outright laughs at that, dropping her hold on Kanan so that she can double over and use her hands to try to muffle her laughter. "Racism," she giggles. "I'm from Haiti, you dumb fuck."

"And I'm Latino, what's your point?" Kanan shoots back, a grin on his face. "Racism, I tell you. You are conspiring to bully me over my terrible archery skills because I'm Latino and you're not."

"Bozhe moy," comes a tired, Russian voice. "They're at it again, Zeb."

Hera looks behind her, a wide smile on her face. Aleksandr Kallus, Zeb's mysterious Russian boyfriend whom Hera is fairly sure is ex-FSB, is walking over to them with a pistol at his waist, his ear defenders round his neck, and Zeb's arm round his hips. Ezra trails behind them, looking dejected.

Ezra was adopted when he was seven and Hera and Kanan were each twenty. He'd been a surly, snappish kid, traumatised by the deaths of his parents only a few months before his adoption. He could've been Kanan's kid by birth, with how similarly they act.

"First you don't let me shoot and then I have to see Mom and Dad being all gross?" The fourteen-year-old complains. "Sabine would let me have a gun."

"No she wouldn't," Aleksandr says firmly. "After lunch I will teach you the air rifle - will that make you feel better?"

Ezra whoops, doing a strange little dance Zeb had taught him the first time they'd met. He's never truly grown out of it - not that Hera cares, she actually really likes the fact that Ezra feels comfortable enough around them to express his happiness - and it makes Zeb smile.

"Don't point the arrow at your feet!" Aleksandr snaps at Kanan, who starts and lifts the bow back up. "If you shoot your foot then you will have problems walking for a very long time."

"Bloody KGB," Kanan teases. He slowly relaxes the bow and takes the arrow out of the nock, putting it back into Hera's quiver.

"That's racist," Aleksandr says, folding his arms and looking at Kanan with an unflinching expression. Kanan stares back, baffled, and Aleksandr's eyebrow twitches from the effort he goes through to hold in his laughter.

Hera watches it click in Kanan's head; he yelps, smacking Aleksandr with his bow. "You are the only white person here!" Kanan retorts, laughing. "This has got to be the most ethnically diverse family in existence!"

And because Hera loves riling him up: "Technically Aleksandr adds to the diversity of the group, love."

Kanan groans.

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send a (belated) birthday writing prompt?

I repeat. Captain Kallus, leave the hangar RIGHT NOW!

i come with gifts of a first kiss kalluzeb comic

bonus

Silly gifs for sanity

The Spy and the Rebel

I’m on the surface of diving back into their tag on AO3 just from doodling them