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I did the challenge after I ate a double cheeseburger for breakfast, feels like a bomb went off in my belly π€―
Took in as much cream and beer as belly could tolerate π΅βπ«π΅βπ«π΅βπ« guess I Lied ab my hiatus
I just love filling my belly, Iβve been doing it twice a day lately π
Where all the ladies who wanna help me finish this wg shake by tipping the cup farther back when Iβm drinking? πππ
Jingle bells, Taco Bells, Iβve gained a single pound π₯²
Thinking ab a cute lady I met today who ran a pastel Etsy shop, Iβd eat anything to please a sweet woman like that
Touching grass isnβt enough, I need a crazy and obsessive stalker gf to blow up my phone w questions about how much I ate/why Iβm not constantly painfully stuffed, and touch my belly
iβm tryna be βpiggyβ who wants to make me a cake?
Hey piggy, you look hungry... What do you mean you just ate? Don't talk back to me!... Here, I made this cake for you. I expect it to be finished in an hour when dinner is ready. Eat up! *evil smirk*