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it’s always sunny in philadelphia is my comfort show.
i don’t think enough people care abt this movie uhm anyways blackberry scrapbook page 📞
The Gang: I Know The End by Phoebe Bridgers
THEY’RE BACK!
Why are they like this?
Thought it was cute, had to share
Source: @thewineguyli (ig)
Hey guys, can we maybe stop body shaming glob? Like, even if you think that its fine because one or both of them do things that annoy you like crypto scams and being really rich, other guys see that and its really not cool. maybe we can keep our criticisms about their actions and not their balding, their facial hair, or their bodies??
glenn howerton’s gayest greatest hits
Hints that Glenn wrote something in a script:
Obnoxious punctuation and terrible grammar
GLENN……….
hey. hello. why is glenn howerton's script writing debut literally just charmacden softcore
charlie caught in 4k stealing glenn's weirdass delivery
The first trailer for Glenn’s new series, Sirens, has dropped!
Dennis would so take The Substance
I see so many people talking about how they want Glenn to play a villain in a film when the man has said he'd like to play a normal guy for once. I want to see him get emotionally obliterated and cry at least three times. Anyone else with me?
made on aggie a few weeks ago, thought it was appropriate for this occasion thou ♡
wifey come home the kids miss you </3
"Are Mac and Dennis the Greatest Will-They-Won't-They in Sitcom History?" - @k8mckinnonstan
As filmed by yours truly and @macdenlover (x)
Glenn Howerton as Jack Griffin in A.P. Bio
oh my gosh can u please provide links for that "favorite list of things glenn howerton has said/done"
[broken links updated 2/22/2025]
omg i’m so sorry this is like. two months late probably i’m shit at answering asks but here u go (also this is the post in question):
told conan that he’s been with men, thinks brad pitt is hot, and considers himself a 6 on a scale of 1 (straight) to 10 (gay) right after his wife just had their first child
leaned onto his hand when a guy came up to the microphone to ask a question at comic con and interrupted before he could even start talking to say “what’s up beefcake?” [updated link]
said the dennis sex doll’s face is not what he looks like sucking dick
wore a $14 shirt from hot topic to a red carpet premiere of his own show [updated link, see also here and here]
said doing theater gave him opportunities with guys and girls, said “do I want a cock today?” and then in the same sentence as calling himself straight, said “you can have it all” in reference to both women and men
went to juilliard
listed the homosexual undertones in everything they say and do as his favorite running thing on sunny [updated link]
[to rob] “we were talking about what a wonderful lover you are and how caring you are afterwards” - this one’s in a loveline podcast that’s since been taken down, my friend listened to it and transcribed this and a few other parts but i’m not sure where she listened to it
got a comment about dick sucking advice directed at him during an interview instead of kaitlin, the straight woman who was sitting right next to him - same as the previous one, here’s the full quote:
interviewer: “be aware that if a guy does meth and you swallow his semen you will test positive in a drug test, okay glenn?”
kait: “yeah glenn”
glenn: “i’ll keep that in mind”
responded to someone asking if coffee town was the first time he ever kissed a man by yelling NO, no, no, no, and then not elaborating beyond saying he hadn’t kissed men on sunny
said on tv that being gay is reflective of most people
was completely unfazed by a hot interviewer whose titties were so out that rob and charlie were avoiding looking at her and instead looked her dead in the eyes and asked if she agreed that some actor was a beefcake
listed sixteen candles and mulholland drive as movies that changed his life [udpated link]
listened to sufjan stevens [link is still correct but the tweet he was replying to was deleted so you’re just going to have to trust me]
named his cat ninjabean at the age of 27
said the name dick wolf made him think of “a man constantly hungry for dick” to which the interviewer replied that it was a rorschach test, absolutely dragging him through the mud [updated link]
wrote the words “drinky poo” in an actual script for his actual television show [updated link]
said, and I quote, “the stars aligned” for him and rob (i’m p sure this is the right podcast, idk what time it’s at though i’m sorry) [updated link]
sorry am I interrupting something here…?
glob STUNS in 2 pixel 5 second clip!!
delighted to learn that dennis’s “me too!” after dee says she wants to see dong wasn’t scripted so glenn just made things gayer of his own accord
oh.. 😐 wha happen?
hot. (don’t worry about what happens directly after this)
glenn howerton eating a burrito, probably early 2000s
I seriously can’t do this right now.. I need sedation
@flqshverse thank u for ur service but I need a break from ur account before I combust.. he’s too much