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I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

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Hello, Jon.

Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.

I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen.

Now, shall we turn the page and try again?

so I finished arcane

idk if this is a big brain moment or i'm going insane but I was at the gym and this, The magnus archives / the IT crowd AU came to me

enjoy

Cherri mentioned that the Ren & Martyn rats have matching chest scars and someone in her chat said “two halves of the same top surgery”😭

I like headcanoning ford as aroace who thought he was bi for a while because he had equal attraction to men and women (read: close to zero)

i love how tma introduces canon vampires and immediately glosses over them. yeah we have vampires here. who the fuck even cares. we’ve got bigger fish to fry jonathan

"Jon wouldn't take very good care of his hair after season 1" but what if (now walk with me here) he did. what if he has a ten step hair care routine and brushes it twice a day because it makes him feel human. cause it gives him a sense of routine. cause it gives him something normal to focus on for a second.

"jon wouldn't wear that outfit" but consider: what if he did. second consideration: what if he served cunt