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HELP IVE ACCIDENTALLY ENTERED THE GRAVITY FALLS FANDOM WITHOUT KNOWING ANYTHING WHY ARE 3 GUYS IN A LOVE TRIANGE WITH A LITERAL TRIANGLE

please dont kill me i dont know the difference between kpop staniel and 2018 red ford-f150

haha more like the hell that is a love corner

amirite my guys

STORMI/STRAY CAT UPDATE!!!

.UM SO like er ive been taking care of a stray cat-which i named stormi aka knockoff bluestar akaaka stormtrooper lolol

yeah so basically (btw my ma has been in on this since she discovered stormi in the first place dwdw):

>finally does the pet/furry child family expanding talk >agrees on chores and jobs >puts out carrier after a few days of feeding them for them to get used to >gets microchipped checked (there was none) + later full on vet checkup (+ another microchip check just in case, still nothing)

>TURNS OUT STORMI IS A GUY AND IS NEUTURED- (no cnr signs like a ear cut, tattoo anything at all)

WTF HELP IVE BEEN MISGENDERING A CAT OUT OF ALL LIVING THINGS

btw yeah we gonna adopt them btw since we already microchipped him during the checkup + getting the stuff for em ++ fell completely in love- vet says hes around 9 years old and im so fuggin exited ive always wanted a cat since i grew up with only dogs >:DD (IM GOING FOR BIRD NEXT /j)

ANYWAYS HERES A PHOTODUMP (we keepin the name stormi btw since we so used to it and he responds to it pretty well :DDD)

ayo who the mousebrain that be late to the clan meeting 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

ANYWAYS YUHHH THERES THE KITTYOTTY UODATE!!

How the FUCK do people NOT wanna frolic away in the wilderness-?! like theyre literally inviting you?? come join and have snacks on a stump with me at dusk please?? pleaaseee???? /nm lolol!-sorry if it sounded rude!

"I may still be prey,but i have grown these horns for a reason" Antlers, friend, not horns. Please take no offense, js there is a big difference.

YEE!-i wouldve done antlers, but it just sounds better with the word 'horns' XDD

might as well be a bison /j💀

*slides cake over with obvious crumbs on face*

ANYWAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY ACC!!! even tho im a week late SHH

fun fact!:

i was originally gonna draw my old main roblox avatar as my 'blog mascot' before deciding to go for a mini me/lil silly ole elk guy :3 heres some photos + OOOLLLD art of em (the art so old it moldy /j)

even tho he aint my main avatar anymore he still lives on in plenty of memories ive made with my friends and my toyhouse acc lolol

ALL CANINE THERIANS- i have a lil question :3

HELP I WAS TRYNA MAKE THESE SOUNDS WHILE TYPING SO IT WOULD BE MORE ACCURATE LOLOL

NEW EPIC ORIGINAL OC WITH A BACKSTORY I WANTED TO SHARE!! IT TOOK ME 1 MILLION HOURS!! this is all a joke btw- if anything is actually insulting that i accidentally inculded then please tell me- ill remove/change it!

name: Big'Fo0t gender: boy!!! duh!!!! sexuality: NO SECKS THATS INNAPROPRIA TE >:((( emo backjstory: as a twoleg cat hybrid, he was abandoned due to his catboy looks..and his super bbeg queen-of-all-humans mom who hated animals and treated him like one instead of a real guy (which is suuuper bad and evil like she was).

he was bullied by his sisters moms princess friend mean girl group into running away into the forest forever- soon finding thunderclan. turns out the ghost of firestar was looking for him due to a prophecy that involved him and new firestar (reincaranated) taking out the construction workers in the forest territory and then they all move back there- so he did that with his new power from all of the starclan cats whcih was very super original- walking in dreams.

he also got a cat girlboyfriend from another clan which was reincaranated spottedleaf named spottedleaf- and that made new firestar jelous. so they had a super cool battle with claws, epic fire and cool thunder-he soon killed new firestar and he died forever again so big'fo0t became b1g'st@r and married spottedleaf, they also had kits named deadkit, macchiatokit, oldkit, twolegkitkit and tigerstar3kit. the end the end this was surprisingly fun to write tbh XDD

epic quotes from epic people that would be on the back of a book: their ship name is bigspottedfootleaf -my friend when i showed her this lolol, 5/5 its a book so we like it -new york times, 5/5 how the FUCK did u get in my house -bigfoot, professional bigfoot, 0/5 5/5

posts are gonna really slow down due to me getting more busy with life and my mental health getting better (GAHHH FUQ SEASONAL DEPRESSION THIS IS WHY I HATE WINTER >:() so i might go on a happy haitus for a few- tho ill still post when i wanna!! :DDD

everything is also still open!!! -might take longer tho since i wont check this place as much so sorry bout that 💀💀💀

STAY SLAYYYYYY AND GET OUTTA THAT BED >:D /pos

I DONT WANNA JOIN ARTFIGHT DUE TO PERSONAL OPIONIONS BUT I DOO WANNA DRAW YALLS CHARS IN MY VERY DERPYDOODLE WAY- SO FEEL FREE TO SEND EM IN ASKS OR PMS!!! :DDD

i also wanna do some poems so maybe go ahead and gimmie some themes!! i could even do your own kintype- been wanting to explore more with more themes then 'ah sad elk i vent :((' XDD

(fully free and funded by my brain boredom btw!- also moodboards still open lolol)

COME CHECK OUT MY EPIC TIKTOK ACC CUZ I FINALLY STARTED MAKING VIDEOS INSTEAD OF DOOMSCROLLING 💀💀 (HGHH JUST SCREENSHOTS FOR NOW CUZ I CANT PUT MORE THEN 1 VIDEO >:()

features very epic video plots such as:

MY WEIRD AHH EXPERIENCES DOING WEIRD AHH THINGS!! (atm my computer wont let me turn up my volume so yeah it hates me lolol)

EPIC THERIAN STUFF THATS ALL CASUAL AND NOT JUST QUADS 24/7!!

MORE VIDS + MORE PLANNED ATTTT: @ NAMEDGUY!!! :33

I JUST REALIZED THE ONLY WAY JAYFEATHER COULD BASICALLY SEE IS THROUGH DREAMS- SO MY LIL HC IS THAT HE THINKS THE REAL WORLD LOOKS LIKE MOST DREAMS :3

we stan dreamcore jayfeather >:))

been learnin how to shoot in more/varied pewpew games with new friendguydudeidk!! honestly its so much more hard to shoot in 1st person then 3rd- but maybe thats just my 42 hours on rdr 💀💀

UR SO TALENTED N LOVLEY BUT THIS IS ALSO SUCH A COOL DESIGN AND IDEA!! im surprised it isnt an offshoot of canon leafwings cuz this would be such a cool ability- especially since sandwings are the only tribe have cool tail things rn XDD

made an oc with em-beetle the sassy young prince >:D (AA IDK HOW MUCH I CHANGED BOUT THE TRIBE SORRY IF I DID SMTHIN WRONG 💀)

I HAVE SO MANY FANTRIBE IDEAS IDK WHERE TO GET STARTED SO ILL SHARE THEM WITH YALL

betta fish seawing?? JELLY FISH SEAWING???? raptor-like bodies (or just bipedal lolol) dodo dragons >:) season changer? SUGAR GLIDER WINGS sorta mantis-like arms? bird legs ehehe stained glass wings?? microraptor-like wings/feathers FLOWER TAIL >:D elephant-like tusks? cuthulu-like face tentacles lolol no eyes (but with like big ears,whiskers or echolocation so they can 'see') able to puff up like a frog manta ray-like wings POUQUIPINE SPIKES ONG I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THIS tree branch horns/tail weird shrimp ahh big/wildcat-like? cougar,snow leopard,cheetah,etc p l a t y p u s some sorta antelope? mayeb a warthog A WHOLE TRIBE BUT EVERYONE IS A DIFF DOMESTIC/WILD DOG >:D

lolol im just naming animals now so why not just name random stuff that inspires me: beavers walrus penguin manatee lobster hummingbird tapir anteater mountain goat rabbit fox lionfish barn owl xeric shrubland redwood forest boreal forest overgrown cliffs coastal cliffs