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yeeees.... YESSSSSSSSS
LET THRE SEXUALITY-GUESSING CHAOS BEGIN
WELCOME TO MNY WORLD LITTLE QUEER >:)))
SORRY I PRACTICALLY ABANDONED YALL FOR 5 DAYS I WENT TO SUMMER CAMP (it fucking rocked btw we stan ymca sponsored camps)
I ALSO DID PLENTY 'O DOODLES WHILE I WAS THERE!! might share later :3
WHATS THE HARDEST 'WOULD YOU RATHER' QUESTION YALL EVER GOT??
i think i just got the worst-
would you rather get rid of pasta or get rid of bread
LIKE??? THATS LITTERALLY IMPOSSIBLE BOTH ARE IN MY LIFE SO MUCH WHAT
[insert that one emoji fading guy meme here]
wait no
there we go XDD
WAIT I WANNA HEAR THE COMMUNITY
aint gonna lie i thought i would have more deer plushies (GAUAHAHAAA ITS ALL XMAS FAULT WHY DO DEER HAVE TO BE XMASSY AND NOT JUST DEER >:()
dont mind the bison i just wanted to include him cuz he was my only one of that species n close enough to an elk for me lolol
also like what is up with no plushies being female deer??? they pretty cool too and fawns need a momma :((
I WANT UUUUU TO GET A PLUSHIE OF YOUR KINTYPE/MOST SIMILAR TO YOUR KINTYPE (TRUST ME U WONT REGRET IT)
guhhhh how tf do u draw an elk hoof pointing
I WANT UUUUU TO GET A PLUSHIE OF YOUR KINTYPE/MOST SIMILAR TO YOUR KINTYPE (TRUST ME U WONT REGRET IT)
guhhhh how tf do u draw an elk hoof pointing
KREETCHUR IDEAS FOR BIGTREEPLANETTHINGIDKICREATEDITLIKE5MINSAGO WOOO!!!! sorry the first guys was drawn sideways it just started out that way lolol
i
was
ne-
ver
look-
ing
for
her
till i found her
now i find her everywhere
shes always there /lyr
drew my lil ghost of chicago :)
made a few more variants cuz i was vibin to the looped song and so that chicago gets haunted by all our ghosts /j (ftu! made on wigglypaint by me :DD)
SHE GETS MARRIED TOMIORROW OHWHENIMGONEFORNOW(??)UHHHSOMETHINGIDK BADABABADAABADBABDABDAAA BDADBADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
/more lyr cuz the ending just blasted in my ears and istg im addicted to music like weed cuz that felt so nice
most recent and epic funnyname animal discovery:
THE MF HECK HORSE-
they do have a pretty cool backstory on their breed tho but i cant get outta my mind that its just 'heck horse' T_T
i love my hellhorses :3
WOULD ANYBODY LIKE THIS AHHAGAAA I WANNA TYPE SO BADLY :3
SPACE SILLIES!!!
uhhh here without text
accidentally drew these guys for a contest so im just posting em here XDD
MADE A LIL GUY BASED OFFA BUG.PNGS WORK (go check em out frfr aint wanna tag tho cuz disruption) CUZ THEY COOL :3
ANYWAYS i was gonna use em for a fantasy-based kingdom rp but well this is all i have typed so far-
Koyo-he/she/they is apart of a small race of sentient beings who take looks after bugs. She often wears a poncho for human decency although he dosent need clothes and wouldnt rather wear them. (they dont have parts cuz they reproduce magically/asexually also i nono want to sex the kreetchur :()
hes such a shouldersitter ong (2'4 kweens speak up /j)
I ONLY SEE THE :9 EMOTICON AS A DOG AND HERE IS MY PROOF YOUR HONOR
BRO WE NEED MORE OF THESE TYPES OF DOCUMENTARIES THIS IS SO NICE!!! just like no people talking/no people at all, all true wilderness and wild, music, etc LIKE DUDE THIS IS SO PERFECT FOR ME I FELT LIKE I WAS THERE AAAA I LOVE THIS SO MUCH I CANT EXPLAIN THE EUPHORIA-
now this is a TRUUE documentary in my eyes, JUST DOCUMENTING COOL ANIMALS DOING THEIR COOL ANIMAL STUFF!! <33
BACK ON MY KIN-SEARCHING FUGGIN GRIND HERE LESGOOOO I HAVE MOTIVATION TO SEARCH FOR MISSING PEICES OF MY IDENTITY SO I CAN LIVE MORE MYSELF! IM INCLUDED IN A COMUNITY OF MORE PPL LIKE ME THAT CAN HELP ME BE ME!! IM SO JOY TO BE NONHUMAN! FUQ SOCIETY!!!
🗣🗣🗣 WE GETTIN OUTTA THE QUESTIONING CLOSET WITH THIS ONE CHAT
*insert murlk also here cuz idk how to draw that flat ahh pancake gecko*
aint gonna lie- i miss doge already xdd
hope u much wow wherever u go, and rest in peace
I WENT TO KWITES INSTA FOR THE FIRST TIME (WHY DIDNT I BEFORE-) AND IM LITTERALLY THE ENTIRE WIKI FOR GENDER ENVY BECAUSE ??? BUT LIKE I JUST IDK I CANT DISCRIBE IT IDK AIUKBJDLAS ,MNSJDBHUWVYAIGF DVKHJWMNDABHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
anyways might do a face reveal because i feel slay and very masc cuz somebody in public 2 days ago (A TOTAL STRANGER!!) saw a nametag i wrote on (it was like an event idk school shi) that said 'any name any/all' (my most common prefs) AND CALLED ME CARL LIKE- I LOVED IT??? WHY?????? (LMAO THE NAME THO- STILL LOVED IT) AM I GENDERFLUID WHAT IS GOING ON I WANT TO BE A GUY BUT ALSO A GIRL AND KEEP MY COOL EPIC HOT GIRL BODY BUT I JUST WANNA BE GUY AND SEEN AS GUY IDFK
KWITE GIVES ME SO MUCH HOPE THO THAT ITS POSSIBLE LIKE TYSM(??) I LOVE U MATE IF UR READING THIS /LITTERALLY THE MOST POSITIVE TONETEXT EVER POSSIBLE
no motivation to post rn/kinda burnt out so they gonna slow down (still gonna answer asks when im avalible tho!)
i like when birds do this tbh
idk what to call it-
bird loaf???
IS IT REALLY A BIRD LOAF- THATS ADORABLE BRO
best opinion i have
im still standing-Elton john <<<< any other song
i literally have fallen asleep to this one dang song like a million times istg it can solve world peace :')
ARHAHAFGRAAAAA I GOT ADDICTED TO A MOBILE CAT GAME SORRY YALL FOR NOT POSTING LOLOL
I MADE A NEW SILLY GUY FOR YALL AS A GIFT!!!
-bertie -buff ahh snake -skips tail day -eats anything covered in protein powder
anyways have uhhh recent enough doodle
mothers day is coming up yk what that means
CASSOWARY MAMA AND BABY <33333333 (help i am litterally braindead on what to do for my mom)
just bought this unique animal plush (a golden lion tamarin like-WHO WOULDVE THOUGHT ABOUT THOSE GUYS??) and put a lil bandana on cuz he literally looked like he was actively smoking weed T_T uhh anyways i think i have a new fave plush now cuz hes so cool so..
INTRODUCING VALENTINO AKA TINO!! (or tiny tino ehehe)
ALSO SHOUTOUT TO MY MA YALL SHE GAVE ME THE BANDANA AS AN IDEA <3 HER SM!!
Finally finished
Sorry if it looks wonky
LOOK AT THIS YALL ITS SO COOL BRO I LOVE IT SMMM!!
*skedaddles w/ ur amazing art >:)))*
(GO CHECK THIS SLAY PERSON OUT AAAAAA RNNRNRNN)
random untitled poem idk what to name it T_T oh elk. does it hurt you when you do your mighty cry? do you know somewhere, out there in the bustling city. there is a human. a small human. who would truly like to join you. who thinks your cries are a melody. who thinks you can do no harm to your harem. who wants to escape their concrete chamber with their tough antlers and run off with their swift hooves.
but they have no hooves. they have no antlers, either. they are just a human. like all the others. one that repeats the cycle of all the others, too. kill. destroy. take. but this one is not killing your kind. this one is not destroying your home. this one is not taking your forage. this one is with you. on your side on the group with the wolves and rabbits. on the team that has the ferns and the stars. on the army of other people. the people that are just like that one small human, just like you. so, elk, does it hurt you when you do your mighty cry? or do you know that somewhere, out there in the many bustling cities. there are humans, small humans. that wont repeat the cycle of their ancestors. care. help. give. that is what the humans will do. the small humans. and although they are small, they are just like you.
writing w/ a mouse sucks but anyways heres lil lyric thingamabobsoodle XD
fuq u
*marries your platypus and beaver to finally make a normal-looking bog mammal*
if you still need requests…
golden retriever puppy art / moodboard? thank you kindly
YESS!!! GOLDENS ARE THE BEST SUNSHINE DROOLY BIG BABIES!!
didnt know what face to use for the lil doodle so have 3 lolol :D
also did a summer/spring walk-based moodboard since ya didnt rlly specify the mood so i hope thats ok!! sorta went all-out lolol, i also rlly enjoyed this one so ty for saving me from boredom XDD
(requests are open 24/7 btw!!)