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1 year ago

Guys you don’t get it. Wolverine is 5’3. But he can be big sometimes. He can be big or small. He can be pocket sized for your convenience. He’s a slut. He likes fishing. he ripped the sleeves off his hero suit to show off his hairy biceps. He missed his friend’s wedding because he had to spend several hours locked up pretending to kill her husband so he wouldn’t kill people in real life. He’s everyone’s cool older brother. He sniffs things and growls like a dog. You can throw him 500 feet in the air. He’s 300 lbs. the government uses his body as a playground for unethical human experimentation.


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