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3 months ago
Ok so I know Greek mythology is really old but I’m just gonna accept this as canon now <3
My take (fix) on Aphrodite Ares and Hephaestus complicated love triangle
I swear in every single version of their myth things are real messy- so yeah boom! JUST GET MARRIED YALL ALL THREE OF YOU! Things are platonic with Hepheastus but I like to imagine the other two jokingly make corny flirty jokes at him just to mess with the grumpy forge cat. And once again, honest conversation and polyamory saved the day.
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Hephaestus scratching like a wet cat is a funny idea to
bc he’s all upper body strength
so like his arms would be deadly but not to ares
and his legs wouldn’t be able to do jack shit against ares anyway
Aphrodites like oh nice I can have two husbands
true love is making trinkets for your wife and her husband lol
ares is actually a good god I will fight you the amazons were right
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