Hes Such An Ass - Blog Posts

That wasn't just a race! That was the Olympics!

I’ve been getting some very strange letters from Donald’s mother. . . She’s welcoming me, but in a very left-handed way.

It’s important for Donald’s morale and personal well-being. You see, Donald is a man, and you know how men are.

You know Donald and I are having problems. This isn't gonna solve them. It's only gonna add to them.

He lied to me. He kept saying we could work things out. And then to prove it, he went sneaking off. He couldn't even face me, the dirty, miserable weasel!

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