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4 weeks ago

If I could dissuade you at all I would also like to say this happened an hour later:

“Do not run with that stick, our great aunt poked her eye out running with a stick you know”

She dropped the stick.. and walked directly, eyeball first, into a branch. The whole half of her face went pink and swollen and my mum was not pleased.

I only looked away for half a second. I hadn’t even let go of her hand.

Took my niece on a walk through the forest and she tugged on my sleeve and told me two things:

“I’m hungry” (we just ate three scones and had hot drinks)

“We need to go back so I can get my books” (I wouldn’t let her take seven books on a hike.)

My sister has raised a hobbit.

I have also convinced her that I am 48, I tried to tell her I’m 250 but she looked at me and said I wasn’t that old. (I’m 23)


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