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YALL I JUST FOUND OUT IM 4 YEARS YOUNGER THAN HYUNJIN AKXIBDJHQ

thoughts on the Minecraft movie

You know fucking what??? I hate Jack Black. How can one man do the same fucking shtick for 30 years and not be judicially punished for it? "ohh I'm jack black, I'm going to say this sentence in a overly enunciated way!!" Catchphrase!!! "ohh I'm gonna sing about bacon now. Ohhh it's Steves epic bacon song, b-b-bacon!! jazz hands! jazz hands!!" "I'm jack black, I'm going to do a kick, and then at the same time I'm going to say out loud "Karate KICK" and THATS THE WHOLE JOKE! THAT I SAID THE THING THAT I AM CURRENTLY DOING IN A STUPID FUCKING VOICE

I understand that he's nice and all, so he gets a pass. It's always 'Just let him do his thing, he's a friendly guy :)' - how about we let ALL the nice people in the world do what they want ??!!! And then we can throw one big happy nice-guy picnic, where we all tell each other how nice and awesome ALL of our ideas are ?? :3 !!! How about we ALL just agree to be polite, even when someone suggests something that objectively fucking SUCKS? Well, we let the nice guy run rampant on Minecraft and now the game is permanently scarred by this tumor of a film. I played Minecraft as a young teen, all the way back in Alpha. 2010. I feel like I just watched jack black puppeteer its limp rag-doll corpse through a crude slapstick routine. If he's so nice, why has he hurt me?

OMG IT IS 1 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS LOOKING AT THE AO3 SYMBOL AND I ONLY JUST REALISED THAT IT WAS THE LETTERS A O AND 3 IVE BEEN THINKING IT WAS A FUCKING GOOFY AHH STICK FIGURE THIS WHOLE TIME WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAABF WJZJSNNANDJANDBDHJSNF SNJSA

I was today years old

when I found out that …

Triangle basically means “three angles” :)

i felt like drawing frank (me) tonight :-]