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being kinda scruffy and unkempt even at the best of times is eiffel's natural state. eiffel would not look like eiffel otherwise. patchy stubble and wearing the same unwashed star wars shirt four days in a row is part of his charm. so i think it would be very very funny if just once minkowski convinced him it'd be nice for him to get cleaned up for hera. he goes to a barber and gets a clean shave, dresses up nicely, etc. he looks deeply uncomfortable. and hera hates it. she thinks he's being blackmailed. just horrified, like, oh god, who did this to you?