I Can See Why My Father Told Me I Was Going To Grow Up To Be A Serial Killer - Blog Posts

This reminds me of when I was younger and used to play with squishes.

These little choking hazards (fun to chew on tho)

And I had a little castle for my hoard of choking hazards with even more hazardous parts for a child that put everything into their mouth.

(this exact one to be exact)

And with my army of squishes, I would have a red creature overthrow the Queen Squishie (which was the wedding version of Princess Bella, I hated the wedding version for some reason). They would have a dramatic throw down at the top of the castle until the red creature would throw her off of it and be crowned ruler. The other squishies would leave her body there for days to rot as they set up their new kingdom until I got bored and decided I wanted another mutiny. Then I'd stick the "dead" ones in my mouth bc I liked the way they stuck to my tongue bc of the little holes in the bottom.

I'm starting to see why I like vocaloid and dystopian books about overthrowing the government.

you have forgotten your innocence and whimsy. go listen to Vocaloid songs about eating people and remember what it was like to be filled with childlike wonder.