I Did Not Have A Good Day Today - Blog Posts

Gotta love it when my Tumblr gets some of the weirdest and grossest ads imaginable. No I don’t want a “MAN MY APPLE WATCH CAUSES ALL THAT PESKY BLOOD AND PUS AND POOP AND MAGGOTS TO EXPEL FROM MY BODY I FEEL LIKE A DOLLAR AND THIRTY-EIGHT CENTS”

And don’t forget “OH NO MY APPLES AND ORANGES ARE FULL OF MOLD AND WASPS GOTTA CUT THEM SATISFYINGLY UNTIL I FIND A NICE PIECE TO FEED TO LITTLE TIMMY WITHOUT HIM GETTING FOOD POISONING”