I Don't Even Go Here But They're So Stupid Omg (twirls My Hair) - Blog Posts

The problem with the “Superbat shares a bed” trope is that it implies several things that don’t work with cannon.

1) Bruce didn’t plan so far ahead that the whole league has a separate room for where they’re going

2) Bruce doesn’t have enough money to just go to a different place

3) Superman can fly faster than a bullet and just go to sleep in his own bed and go back in the morning.

4) That Bruce wouldn’t just say some shit like “I’ll just keep watch.”

5) Bruce sleeps at all

6) Clark sleeps at all

Which makes every single instance of it so fucking funny because both actively have to want to sleep in the bed and neither one can deny it.