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I bought a large blahaj from Ikea and as I was walking to the counter to pay for it I had a really big grin on my face, I like large plushies that I can squish. My parents decided to comment on my teeth and call me a shark. They used to call me a vampire as my teeth are slightly sharper then most consider normal, but my dentist blunted one of them at my last appointment before I realised because he thought they weren’t aesthetically pleasing. So I’ve lost the vampire epitaph that led to me creating my tumblr name and now am called a shark.