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Izaya has a habit of asking Shizuo if he likes him all the time. Have some of Shizuo’s go-to answers:
Izaya: Shizu-chan. ~ Do you like me?
Shizuo: Against my better judgement.
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Izaya: Shizuo, do you like me?
Shizuo: Most of the time. I dunno about when I’m sleeping.
Izaya: >:(
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Izaya: Shizu-chan, do you like me?
Shizuo: No.
Izaya: >:(
Shizuo: *staring at him, probably eating or drinking something* …you’re okay, I guess.
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Izaya: Shizu-chan?
Shizuo: Hm?
Izaya: Do you like me? :(
Shizuo: Sometimes. Maybe most times. *takes a long second to pretend like he’s thinking about it* Like 95.0971 percent of the time.
Izaya: And the rest of the time?
Shizuo: I’m coping.
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Izaya: Shizu-chan?
Shizuo: No.
Izaya: You didn’t even let me ask what I was going to. >:(
Shizuo: Fine. What?
Izaya: Do you like me? 🥺
Shizuo: I could throw you in a dumpster for the rest of my life.
Izaya: :(
Shizuo: And also kiss you maybe. Not at the same time.