I Mean She Called Herself A Freak Because Of Her Insecurity So I Like To Think The Connection Of Projection Works - Blog Posts

Aww, thanks! I don't know if I would call a song that inserted the word, "diarrhea" in it beautiful but that's what I chose regardless because I thought it fit the Bob's Burgers humor. lol I made a sequel to it as well. This time it's a poem pretending to be a song from the perspective of Tina singing it to Zeke. Like the last one, it's basically a free song if you want to use it in a BB fanfic or something. I'm open to edits if you can find a better stanza than what I have been doing. All I ask is for a shout-out to me for the original poem. Basically, the song hypothetically would have taken a year after Zeke's song in my story. It just seems about the right amount of time for Tina to be fully committed to the Zekina relationship, ready to say the L word, and everything. Anyway, enough chitchat! Time for part two!

When I was two or maybe three

I was always drawn to a certain physique

To my younger self, I now say I strongly disagree

Cause I found the one who makes my knees go weak

Some say his breath may reek

Or that he’s a messed up, twisted freak

They can all take back their lousy critiques

Because there isn’t anything that I would tweak

I don’t need a body built like the Ancient Greeks

I just need those four embraceable cheeks

An intelligent mind full of wit and mystique

It pales to one that supports me when I can’t speak

I once believed in someday my prince would come

How could I ever have been so dumb

Cause I thought if I ever earned a boy that chic

I’d be free from feeling I’m just a messed up, twisted freak

If they say that I reached my peak

That’s something I can easily eke

Even if the whole world calls me a geek

I know to you I’ll always be unique

I don’t need a body built like the Ancient Greeks

I just need those four embraceable cheeks

I’m done chasing boys with fancy dancing techniques

They will never light a candle to your smile when things get bleak

So if the zombie apocalypse comes in less than a week

Before my bones become earths humble antique

I need to tell you this now, no matter how meek

I love you…. (momentarily stops as she's being kissed by you know who) Zeke

Fanfiction Prompt Idea! Inspiration struck me like a bolt of lightning and I leaped at the chance before it went away. I was drawn to making song lyrics from the pov of Zeke singing to Tina (really just wanted to rhyme things a lot of things with TinaXD). It's just lyrics, no musical notes. So it's useless unless you want to use it for fanfiction. So that's why I'm submitting this. Here's a free song for you that Zeke could sing in your fanfiction to Tina. I'm extremely open to edits if you think you can find a way to make it better for your story. All I ask is credit be given to me for my original lyrics. I tried to make the lyrics fit the show's brand of humor. So I hope you like it. I also like to clarify you're free to edit it as you wish if you want to use it for a fanfiction idea.

Oh Tina For you my heart spins like a ballerina You’ve made me laugh more than a hyena When the world says you can’t ina You say yes you cantina

Smarter than Athena Stronger than diarrhea Pretty as a gardenia Spicier than paprika Eureka, oh Tina

And oh, though the future’s unknown I may never not give you a reason to groan But no matter what, this is set in stone I’m never gonna leave you alone

So even if your sister is up to some crazy schema That lands her in a giant prison arena I’ll help you flee the country to avoid the subpoena I recommend Argentina (Tina: Wait what?) How about it Bonita?

Oh, no matter where we roam (Tina: Are we just going to brush off that last one?!) From our crimes that we must atone (Tina: Ah screw it!) One thing’s for sure, deep down in my corazon (Tina: Really leaning in with the Spanish huh?) You’ll always be my home (Tina: Aww!)

T is for your true blue heart I is for how inspiring you were from the start N is my nerves for you I’ll never grasp A is for your oh so great taste in ass

Oh, though the future’s unknown I’m never gonna stop giving you a reason to groan But no matter what, this is set in stone You’re never gonna be alone

I wish I could go on and on everyday and spill all that I need to say I can’t claim forever, I only have today So in short, oh Tina you take my breath away

(I'm showing I'm a very petty person for showing up Jimmy Jr. with his own song lyrics from "Two for Tina" oops! XD)

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