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8 months ago

Bill: oh no I need to escape all my troubles, I know, ETERNAL PARTY!

*billion of years ago*

Bill dad: oh no poll numbers are low and the people are close to revolting, I know, NEW HOLIDAY!

I think there's some real (comedic) potential to this "Mayor Euclid declares his own baby Best Baby Of All Time" theory.

A two panel comic partially colored. Panel one: baby Bill Cipher sits on the floor watching as his dad (a blue triangle with a long top hat like Bill's and a sash that reads "mayor") sits on a chair and lectures him. His dad says, "Now remember, son! To keep your constituents happy, you must give them two things: regular celebrations—and free knives." Panel two: adult Bill comes in a door to an in-progress party with music playing and Zanthar and Keyhole holding red solo cups. Bill holds up two handfuls of knives and says "I'm baaack! Now who wants kniiiives?" Keyhole looks excited for the knives. Almost totally off the bottom edge of the picture, the Oracle grimaces, looks to the side, and thinks, "I've gotta get out of here."

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