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Sometimes the wrinkled & softer low-hanging fruit can be coaxed back to a firmer, fuller appearance. Just remember if the firmer, fuller passion fruition is maintained for more than 4 hours, a doctor should enter a 3-way with you to jack that sexualized old man off safely.

@differentcatcat @3dprintcess

Dear, friend,

I come to you asking most respectfully for your help β™₯οΈπŸ‘‹ with sexualising those old men. My family live somewhere and aren't really relevant to this message, but the form is the form and must be adhered to. πŸ’πŸ To be honest, I never read the spam emails this far, so I don't know what sob story element I should include here, but please - my old men - they need sexualising! πŸ’¦

If just a gajillionty people sexualised those old men for a mere twelve hours a day, lives would be changed. For the better? Almost certainly not. Random emojis πŸ“šβœ¨βœ¨ But changed for sure.

You are already part of that. Thank you.

Do they sign these,

Illuminescence 🟨🎢🏎️

OH MY GOD YOU ALMOST GOT ME. πŸ˜‚


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