I Was The Kind Of Strange Kid Who Would Have Considered This Fixing Rather Than Breaking - Blog Posts

Recess: That's right. They'd break recess and turn it into a session of advanced algebra instead. (Note: The same thing happens when you go to middle school or junior high. Sorry.)

Alcatraz Smedry (in The Shattered Lens)

From Alcatraz’s handy list of things Librarians would break if they could.