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the happy hippos taste so good

they're filled with a white chocolate light whipped cream type of thing but the outside is a nice crunchy texture it's really good

BRO I WANNA MOVE OVER THERE JUST SO I CAN GET THESE THINGS THEY SOUND LIKE HEAVEN

wait i got a worldbuilding idea >:)

day 1763, its april...and theres not a happy hippo in sight. ever since the world was destroyed by nukes during a war for happy hippos. i dont want to see any chocolate in my sight again. but i crave just one more taste of happy hippos..the white chocolate whipped cream, the crunch...but 'mArS' dosent have that. not a single thing im even familiar with on old earth at least! im tired of these blue mangos and weird swirly bananas! i just want something that looks and tastes like home, our old planet..our planet that we have evolved on for millions of years up to this point! this useless point where we decided to fly into space and blow it up! no species kills its own kind more then us. why would we kill our own kind anyways?! why would we wipe away the rock that generations have lived on?? im not even sure we explored all of earth yet either. im just sure i have to destroy humanity and humankind myself. i dont even consider im one of them anymore. those bloodthirsty monsters thought they could rule every inch of the galaxy..well i guess ill have to teach them that theres limits.

UHHH ANYWAYS have a happy hippo hotwheel car ehehee