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School Spirits AU where the spirits are more like traditional ghosts and can possess people

Simon working drive-through: Welcome to Carl Jr's, what can I get for you?

Maddie: YURR :3

Simon: Oh my gosh...12.78.

Maddie: wait waht happen-

Simon: 12.78.

Maddie: I ain't even order yet, buddy-

Simon: Twelve. Seventy. Eight. Pull to the window.

Maddie: Well, uhh-let me get a double western bacon cheese-

Simon: Yes, yes, bitch, the double western bacon cheeseburger, extra barbecue sauce, with 3 tenders, two ranches, and 2 barbecue sauces-why are you playin' with me, Walter Clark?!

Wally in Maddie's Body: Well damn, bro, how'd you know it was me?

Simon: You're the only person who comes through my drivethrough saying "YURR:3" at 2:55 PM! And I can spell that old ass drugstore cologne.

Wally: You good, man, you need a raise-well, let me get that, uhhh, and a chocolate shake....yeah, let me get a chocolate shake. You know I want a chocolate shake, since you know everything?

Simon, only not strangling Wally cus he's in Maddie's body: WALLY, IF YOU DON'T BRING YOUR STUPID JOCK ASS TO THIS WINDOW AND STOP PLAYING WITH ME I JUST CLOCKED IN! AND BOTH OF YOU ARE LACTOSE INTOLERANT! DAMN!

Wally: You good. You good, bro.