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EVERYONE SHUT UP!!! It’s @strvberry-clvt ‘s birthday :3 wish them a happy birthday, or I will personally come to your house and maul you to death /threat (/j)

tell me, in your darkness, in your ocean, am i ever there? have we ever reached each other?

a long list of regrets

Eret likes to put things on higher shelves so Snotlout has to ask him for help.

Me after seeing what Ella Cruz had to say after she said "History is like tsismis (gossip)":

look I don’t have an explanation or an excuse, I just really like that Dr. Phil tiktok audio

Stop saying shit about TFA autobots!

Optimus is BRAVE

Bulkhead is KIND

Prowl is COOL

Bumblebee is CUTE

Sentinel Prime

Ratchet is WISE

Wreck-Gar is FUNNY

"designs when?" some may ask

well, I didn't finish it because...

I CANT DRAW PAPYRUS. I'M TRYING, BUT HE LOOKS SO WEIRD AND DISPROPORTIONAL

Hey so I have created this Undertale AU called Seven Deadly Souls where each main character we meet represents a sin.

Gluttony=Toriel

Sloth=Sans

Pride=Papyrus

Anger=Undyne

Envy=Alphys

Lust=Mettaton

Greed=Asgore

I can't describe how it will be, but I can say this will turn out pretty interesting.

About the designs of the characters, I just need some time and it will be done.

you know my brand is damaged old men

Make way for Dr. Ludvig Nefario!

so the discord chat last night was crazy..

Ult Richtofen as Gru..

I am so very sorry for this

Lost my reason all again

A/N: -VIOLENT COUGHING- I just want to apologize for what y’all are about to read. This was painful to write, in such a good way. If you want to blame someone, blame @dmnfox and @anon-jameson. Both of them, hecking talented and gave me the opportunity to write this. So, credit for this idea goes to both of them. Oh! Before you start reading, make sure to have this song playing while reading, since it’s part of the inspiration. Enjoy qwq

Trigger warnings: Blood, death, choking.

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Finally… after all these years, Henrik could finally have his revenge on the glitch. On the demon that held him captive for so long, the demon that hurt those he loves. After all this time, he was going to pay. And Henrik… he was going to enjoy every bit of it.

Keep reading

can we wait? prolly not...

SOS I WANNA SCREAM...

konekocs lore but its whatever 9+year old me came up with in her tablet in gacha (1): The Four Friends (Los 4 Amigos).

PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY I WROTE MOST OF THIS WHEN I WAS A TUPI KID AJKFHNLFLKAML.....

there were 2. tari and leo

there were like 50. leon 2, celeste, atir, tari, nora 2, ruby, mike 2, oliver. (ruby was from a steven universe au i had. i will tell if asked)

okay nevermind there were 4. tari osoki /17/, leon/18/, "nere"ku /17/ , and naki (atir)/17/.

tari had natural cyan hair and nere had this blonde faded to purple natural hair and leon this sky blue faded to red color hair. just letting you know (naki's was jus... black)

they were childhood friends and they spent their time together. leon and tari specially had a crush in eachother. nere and mike did so but mike wastnt part of th group so uh huh.. nere and naki shipped them a lot

they went to school together and lived in a nice hotel/apartment/whatevr and even went on vacation together. once, leon almost died in a summer vacation to the beach (drowning), so tari jumped to the water and, unknowingly, used her powers to help leon (yes she had powers... gacha kid average)

also, nere loved animals. (just realized they were ins by toca life chars..)

leon grew distant. i dont know why im just seeing gacha screensho

bcoz of a challenge he faked being in a relationship w/ nere. (holding hands...) and tari was absolutely destroyed. leon tried his best to apologize, but that day.. nere had realized that she had loved leon.

it was a sick love.

anyways theuy had a silly band together which nora 2 (background caracter) hated. they played terrible music.

they met this silly named pelotocina uwu or "Pelotoci_129" who was a roblox char that got in becauyse of tari playing with her newfound multiverse distorting powers (ok)

also they got turned into roblox characters??¿

they met this friend called maku. and nere and her changed the couple's hair colors. also mike vanished from existence. we will miss you mike 2

then leo drowned again. also yes leon's name was now leo !! yay

and they all just cried. next to the seaside. watching him fall. omg he was at the seaside. then tari got her magic to... make suddenly diving equipment appear. and she rescued leo. and they got to the surface.. in a public park pond

timeskip now theyre 20 except the boy. the boy is 21

tari got babi (how¿¿) and had a kid. kid named nori. who went to school with herobrine (im not joking what) (but he was like. steve. alfendi layton) (steve was maku's son????)

and like they had traumas from leo's 2 times dying and gettingrevived in th beach. so when they brought 5 years old nori to the beach they were scared he would fall and die too. and they went on vacation and she remembered her old friends. and she was sad all the way.

(and then oh boy. OH BOY. THESE WERE THE TIMES WHERE MY OLDER COUSIN WATCHED WANDAVISION AND I MADE THIS WHOLE ARC CALLED TARIVISION IM CRYING)(htouhg my idea was nice)

and leo fell sick. and almost dies i think. leo stop dying. i think he got THE 2020 (okay this was no longer 9 kon i acc forgot)

tari and leo got married at 25/26 and nere was so mad that she threw a temper tantrum and THREW A CHAIR AT THE GROOM <333 and rlly hurt tari's face. (petition for leo to stop dying) and then knife'd tari multiple times and stuff. and also they got hurt so bad they thought they were like 11 or so. and btw nere regretted it?? and they adopted a kid whose name was logan (paul) and was 5 (ALSO NORI WAS 8 BUT HIS PARENTS DIDNT AGE) and one day at a reunion with naki, Leo.EXE unleashed and attacked Naki! it was like leo but blakc and red details. and Nere fought back w scissors. and no one noticed but tari. but leo thought he was attacking her first (which he did) but then he went normal again and tari got mad and let him fall to the ground where he died again for sixth time and revived. and leo and nere reconciliated and.tari wwas happy but went crying because she thought what she did was stupid and went to a dark alley and there was this guy named taru who was her brother.and they hadnt seen eachother in years. and tari thought leo liked nere more but she wasnt a killer so she let it slip ?? also nere was like the fun aunt to logan. and fell in love with taru. he was a singer a famous one. and they kissed and that video of a live concert reached... 1.000.0000.000... views..?also naki fell from a balcony w a blindfold and they thought she died. and naki went to her own funeral AKDLHDJ. and taru painted his hair like nere's and stuff. i think they fought. tari blindfolded herself too and fell from the damn balconyand got ran over and so Leo.EXE appeared! Oh No! But... he Helped Tari! And Cleaned Her Wounds And Stuff! And Then He Got Medic! and then he went back to normal.. boring normal leo. and then taru came and gave her boba tea and an empanada like when they were little but Tari didnt like those memories so... tari pushed him with a rlly strong strenght and animepunched him across the room to the living roomand when her adoptive son and nere went to visit her she threw a magic chair to them. but not just tari threw it! it was Tari.EXE Who Threw the Chair at Them! but then Naki went to Stop Tari.EXE and She Was Able to Stop her Magic Kick! And Then She Held her in the air and... Became Naki. EXE!!! (oh no! the executables! im so scared.../oj) but then taru and leo ran into the room and saw them and kissed from the shock i think ???and they got rlly disgusted about it. no gays sorry

Naki.EXE! Became (tame) normal Naki... BUT... Leo.EXE Appeared!!! and He Is Not A Gay! so He Kicked Naki! And Made Naki And Tari Lesbian Kiss! But then nere got jealous of it becaus jealous. and cried. and tari was disgusted. but naki wasnt. (I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN?????> I PROJECTED MYSELF IN NAKI IN SILLY SCENES LIKE THOSE?) (acc she rlly liked that kiss omg)(first canon lesbian)(apart of my sona ofc) (OMG. IM REALIZING THINGS)

and then they did a .exe fight and we saw the boys were really weak..and also Naki took Logan as her child?? and acted like a depressed widow?? and then she went to a cave to emocry but saw that her friends lived there <//3 (also shes 28 now.. nere is 26.. and tari 27.. what happened to the ages. omg)

they also got momentarily teleported to gacha studio btw. and to the *dark dimension of taridreams* ??? and went insane and her thoughts made her head rlly hurt and stuff and she hallucinated w her friends.(i believe this is the time where tari built an alternate univerese where everything was perfect to shield hersehlf from the world???) (Wait not quite yet)

and they got teleportedf rom the sky to a rooftop and tari jumped becoz the lesbian was w her husband...???and so did leo.. an d i frogot. ALSO leo has a brother. named len. (len kagamine/OJ) and len had beautiful cooking. and leo is flora reinhold at that

wait nvm he serves good food at first and then its terirble. also len has the ability to unlesbian the lesbia

im leaving it at that for today. happy new year everyone (its still one day left...)