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Friends in Spokane! Whither and how have you drifted so far from me? We've been together almost two years, and for those two years, I've been tracking your movements on Google Analytics. Spokane friends, you have gone from number one in site visits to number NINE. Come back to me. Don't leave me now.
I don't know who you are or why, at one time, you exceeded site visits from even my home city of Chicago. I don't know if you all know each other and discuss these posts. I don't know why I've carved out a special spot in my heart for my small, yet rabid and anonymous Spokane Fan Clan.
I know that your city rhymes with "raisin bran" and actively correct people who pronounce it as if it rhymes with "cocaine". It does not! I know that without people, strangers especially, reading my blog i would wither into dust! I would DIE! I know that somehow...somewhere...I've lost you Spokane, and I would do almost anything to get you back.
Don't go breakin' my heart, Spokane. Don't go breakin' my, don't go breakin' my, don't go breakin' my heart.