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9 years ago

Holy fudging cow poop, what the H E double hockey stick, this frazzlin' killed me. You have no idea the kind of will power it is taking me not to matamorphasize into a sailor and use every word my mother would've beat my buttocks raw if she heard when I was little.

This sounds like the fanfiction 13-year-old me read when she was a horny teenager for the very first time. But seriously, I know this is really messed up, but... am I the only one who wants to know how this ended? No? Okay, I'm trash, I get it.

I’ll never not be amused by the fact that I can drop the words “crucifix nail nipples” into a conversation and some of you who have been with me since the livejournal days will join me in the flashbacks, screaming and crying all the way.


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1 month ago
I Don't Remember What Originally Inspired This But!!!! I Think Siffrin Would Be Really Happy To See Other

i don't remember what originally inspired this but!!!! i think siffrin would be really happy to see other weather


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10 months ago
🎶Our Little Army Boy

🎶Our little army boy

Is coming home from B.F.P.O.

I've a bunch of purple flowers

To decorate mammy's hero

Mourning in the aerodrome

The weather warmer, he is colder

Four men in uniform

To carry home my little soldier🎶

🎶Our Little Army Boy

🎶But he didn't have the money for a guitar

(What could he do?)

(Should have been a politician)

But he never had a proper education

(What could he do?)

(Should have been a father)

But he never even made it to his twenties

What a waste

Army dreamers

Oh, what a waste of

Army (army) dreamers (dreamers)🎶


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11 months ago
🎶Our Little Army Boy

🎶Our little army boy

Is coming home from B.F.P.O.

I've a bunch of purple flowers

To decorate mammy's hero

Mourning in the aerodrome

The weather warmer, he is colder

Four men in uniform

To carry home my little soldier🎶

🎶Our Little Army Boy

🎶But he didn't have the money for a guitar

(What could he do?)

(Should have been a politician)

But he never had a proper education

(What could he do?)

(Should have been a father)

But he never even made it to his twenties

What a waste

Army dreamers

Oh, what a waste of

Army (army) dreamers (dreamers)🎶


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4 weeks ago
grubyszopiel - grubyszopiel

@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel

Everything that you thought had meaning: every majonez dekoracyjny, ciastka HIT, or jajka and kiełbasa. None of it matters as you lie hungry in your kitchen. None of it changes what a tummy ache does to a body, we all hungy. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our stolen food? What about their taste? Were they meaningless...?

@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel

They were NOT! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous yummies! The anguished yummies! Their tastes have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my Polish Tumblr mutuals do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of Bertholdt Hoover!

My Polish Tumblr mutuals push forward!

My Polish Tumblr mutuals scream out!

My Polish Tumblr mutuals RAAAAAGE!

@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel
@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel
@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel
@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel

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4 weeks ago

LET'S FUCKING GOOO

Nie będzie bertholdt pluł nam w twarz!!!

@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel

Everything that you thought had meaning: every majonez dekoracyjny, ciastka HIT, or jajka and kiełbasa. None of it matters as you lie hungry in your kitchen. None of it changes what a tummy ache does to a body, we all hungy. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our stolen food? What about their taste? Were they meaningless...?

@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel

They were NOT! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous yummies! The anguished yummies! Their tastes have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my Polish Tumblr mutuals do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of Bertholdt Hoover!

My Polish Tumblr mutuals push forward!

My Polish Tumblr mutuals scream out!

My Polish Tumblr mutuals RAAAAAGE!

@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel
@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel
@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel
@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel

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7 years ago
Oh My God. I’m… I’m Gonna Cry. Thank You So Much Everyone! 😭💕💕
Oh My God. I’m… I’m Gonna Cry. Thank You So Much Everyone! 😭💕💕
Oh My God. I’m… I’m Gonna Cry. Thank You So Much Everyone! 😭💕💕

Oh my god. I’m… I’m gonna cry. Thank you so much everyone! 😭💕💕


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4 years ago

Now hold on a ding dang minute, when were y'all gonna tell me that THREE DAYS GRACE MADE A COVER OF 'SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW' BY GOTYE AND MAKE IT SOUND GOOD


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5 years ago

So like a year ago I lost a wolf stuffed animal ive had since I was like 8 and heres the thing, I have a tiger plush that I pretended was married to that wolf plush since the very beginning. My former hetero Ass loved them being together and they even had a family together, so I was so upset when I lost him. But today my grandpa bought me an almost exact duplicate becauee he knew how much it meant to me.

So Like A Year Ago I Lost A Wolf Stuffed Animal Ive Had Since I Was Like 8 And Heres The Thing, I Have

For those of your curious the tigers name is Lilly and the wolfs name is Wolfie(so original I know)


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6 months ago
When You Have No Idea What's Happening To Your Game:
When You Have No Idea What's Happening To Your Game:

when you have no idea what's happening to your game:

anyway, i have no idea what's going on with my Skyrim world, i know i use DynDOLOD and TextGEN, and it was working fine with me for sometime. but after downloading a handful of mods, my game is like this. i don't have any idea what mods are doing this to me, or anything like this. i just know that i'm expreinceing a thing called "Black LOD' the conversation i saw seemed to help a little bit, but that was mainly to identify the issue. i'm kind of an idiot on understanding all that tech modding stuff. so, any help would be greatly appreciative!


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2 weeks ago

Just keep going, darling, the darkness will pass

ember-beef - beef

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4 years ago

reblog and put in the tags a random note from your notes app


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4 months ago

HOLY FUCK OH GOD

GUYS TWO MIGHT THINK GATEY GOT ERASED BY THE TIMELINE SHIFT

WHEN EVERYONE TALKED ABOUT A FEW CHANGES IN THE CURRENT TIMELINE, TWO SAID "a few changes...." AND CHECKED ON GATEY.

GUYS THEY DONT KNOW ABOUT ONE, TWO MIGHT JUST THINK GATEY HAS BEEN ERASED FROM THE TIMELINE

HOLY FUCK OH GOD

GUYS THIS IS REALLY BAD


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