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cactus-smoothie

5 years ago

Ever since I watched Captain Marvel I’ve had a conspiracy theory that isn’t completely far fetched. My theory is that all cats on Earth are actually flerkins, they’re just staying on the down-low because they enjoy feeling like the little gods we treat them as. If you think about it, the green, Aussie alien dude (who’s name I forget) didn’t know what a cat was, that implies that all flerkins look like cats so for all we know all the cats on earth could be flerkins.