Im Trying To Explain The Theory Of Columbus Fucking A Manity Cuz He Thought It Was A Mermaid - Blog Posts

im trying to explain the theory of Columbus fucking a manity cuz he thought it was a mermaid like how do i get across in an essay that this is only a theroy cuz one Columbus was at sea for months and to homophobic to be not that horny and 2 manitees will let you do basically anything to them cuz they dont have the ability to stop you-