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this is your sign to script your s/o gets so flustered when they see you for the first time they blurt out their entire legal name, age, occupation and favorite band when you ask them who they are
I love all this wierd stuff. Give me more lol
I totally do this though😭😭😭😭😭😭
DG: how was the honeymoon?
Damon: MC got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.
Damon: they said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”.
Damon: i love them.