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Imagine getting ma//ting pressed by canon human bill cipher so you’re forced to look at him which he finds absolutely hilarious.

there are lots of other blogs that write for dom male characters, sorry.

MROE MORE MORE MORE I I JSUT NEED MORE STANLEY BILL STANFORD AND FIDDLEFORD YOUR WIRIRNT IS SO FUCKIMG GOOD OH MY GOD KEEEP ON WRITING DONT STOP WHY R YOU SO TSENTEED!.!!,!,,, PIT ME IN A ROOM WITH ALL OF THEM AND I WONT BE THE ONE COMING OUT ORGENEATN OH MY FUKCJNG GODDD YOU AWTE SO AWRSOME

I love you and your writing, please do not suddenly disappear off the face of the earth. (ゝз○`)

I LOVE YOUR ENTHUSIASM. Also I’m going to take this request, since you seem to be specifically excited at the thought of more content, to talk about things i’ve been wanting to write!

[lalala PLEASE SEND REQUESTS lalala]

Bill with equally/exeedingly powerful reader is so interesting to me, there’d be so much competition there and the fact it’d probably be one sided on his part.

ANYTHING with young fiddleford, he’s such a cutie!! From his little hillbilly town omgmgmgmg he’s such a cute little nerd, I love him.

A full Stanford fic, those headcanons did pretty well so if I get a specific enough request i’d literally be ON IT.

I also have a fluffy Bill fic in drafts and that’s all i’ll say about that!

Alternatively in drafts, I have princess bubblegum headcanons. STARVING for adventure time requests, that kept me fed.

Also I’d like to do more with Stanley.. maybe smut this time?

OH and aside from gravity falls, Diego Hargreaves. Would love to fuck him. Him as a sub? Literally, i’m busting.

Lastly… pegging bill? I have nothing planned or in mind, but maybe this could go with the powerful reader. Dunno, but have ideas!

We don't know a lot about how Bill's species reproduces so breeding kink could be really confusing for all parties involves. Exhibit A: Bill w/ partner that ids as female and has a uterus. He attempts dirty talk along the lines of "If we keep this up I'm gonna make you a daddy!" and they're like wait what

HAHAHAHA NO STOP, THATS SO FUNNY. Bill drops that line and the reader just stops what they’re doing for a second and is like, “..what?” In all seriousness though, you’re so right, it would be so confusing.

Honestly, I don’t imagine Bill’s geometrical species reproduce even CLOSE to how humans do. That’s one of the reasons I don’t think a breeding kink would be very probable, but I guess if we’re just having fun, maybe that’s what makes him interested in the whole process of like “human procreation.” Which might lead him to get a few facts wrong!

is it bad that i actually find bill attractive in his triangle form. like let me take loving geometry to the next level guys 🙏🙏🙏

NO YOUR REAL YOUR SO REALLL 😭😭 I’d ever do smut in his human form bc.. i don’t know how it would work while he’s a triangle.. but I do have a fluffy fic coming in his little triangle bod 😁 I’m actually really looking forward to writing it, it’s so cute.

just got a stanley pines request i’m absolutely overjoyed, you people don’t understand how much I love that man.

Have we considered Bill with a breeding kink? He's the last of his species after all. Lonely, without any family...I can see him wanting to start his own family of little doritolings. Lord knows if or how it could work, but I think he'd get a kick out of trying.

Okay so realistically, not a chance and definitely not. BUT, in a world where i’m allowed to have fun, THIS IS SO INTERESTING!!! Maybe he’d be [disgusted] intrigued by human birth and in bringing the topic up, it’s like something to just ‘try’ in bed for him or something. I dunno, it definitely depends on who is like… getting bred. I think that would evoke different reactions from him depending.

I’d love to hear anyone else have thoughts about this!

holyyyy shitttt I’ve never run into a writing blog I agree with so much! refusal to write dom!male characters? you’re speaking my language here, seriously! the sub bill fic/concept was so godly too actually what the fuck?????

despite that — I actually came here to speak about Stanford lol. I’d just be so curious to hear any thoughts you have on sub! ford really, whether hcs, a drabble, or just you going on a general little rant over how you think he’d be like. sorry if this is too vague!!!

a/n — anon, your so real!! I literally cannot write dom!male characters without getting icked out — also i’m glad you liked the bill fic!

warnings — dom!reader, sub!ford, gender-neutral reader, mentions of various kinks

summary — [SMUT] headcanons of reader and sub!Ford

ᯓ★ I genuinely do not know why people would be think this man doms, he is such a bottom.

ᯓ★ He has very little experience, maybe he got lucky at a party in college or met a hot alien during his time in the portal, but he might as well be a virgin.

ᯓ★ He’d probably be very nervous your first time together, fumbling taking his clothes off, not knowing where to start.

ᯓ★ His confidence has come along way but he’s still a nerd at heart, and he’d get flustered so easily.

ᯓ★ His praise kink would be so unmatched.

ᯓ★ Call him good and smart while talking him through it, he deals with so many high tension situations, he’d love you to be soft with him.

ᯓ★ “Pretty boy” would ruin him. After being bullied for being a freak all his life, even if he is genuinely over it now, it’s still be jarring to be praised for his looks.

ᯓ★ He would literally feel such a relief when you tell him you’d be leading, like “ah, yes. perhaps that’s.. a good idea.”

ᯓ★ Ford is probably immensely touch-starved after everything he’s been through. He’d want you to touch him literally everywhere.

ᯓ★ He would probably be pretty vanilla, anything to crazy would freak him out.

ᯓ★ Not a fan of degradation, where is the pleasure in being openly mocked by a loved one?

ᯓ★ After a little bit, he would probably feel bad for making you do all the work, so he’d try to do things for you to make it up to you.

ᯓ★ However, only to realize he wants constant reassurance while doing that too. Even when he’s fingering you and treating you nice, a ‘good boy’ every now and then would make him fold.

ᯓ★ And it’s probably always deserved too.. He’s a genius and a scientist, it’s not crazy to say he knows a thing or two about anatomy. Things to enhance your pleasure.

ᯓ★ Would love pegging, probably already knows about it, but you’d still have to ask first. And even then he’d be incredibly nervous and not masking it well.

ᯓ★ Probably cannot go for a long time or do that many rounds. Look, he’s old… I don’t know what you people expect when you’re into a 60+ year old man.

ᯓ★ Will always help out during aftercare no matter how tired out he is. Even if you insist he rest, he’ll still get you glass of water at the very least.

THAT FIC WITH BILL WAS SO COOL. I WANT MORE GIVE ME MORE

send a request pooks !

ummmm.. need to praise ford. need to tell him how good and smart he is while slowly bouncing on him. i fink i hauve couvid……

working on headcanons right now because I didn’t have to go into work today 😁

i wonder how bill would react to someone wanting him carnally

He’d probably be weirded out and then use it to his advantage. He sees the appeal though.

I know you asked for something with Ford and i’ll request something for him once i brainstorm it up i promise T-T

BUT with the Sub masochist Bill, i can totally see where it’d go. I feel like Bill would be the type of person to never even think about touching himself, because the whole ‘trying to end the world thing’, and he was too busy with all of that and experimenting with pain in the human body it never even occurred to him that pleasure would be as awesome as it was till the [insert reader] showed him

Like literally after he figures it out he prolly wouldn’t even wanna stop. Man could go hours overstimulated and sex crazy because after a while of getting overstimmed it hurts insanely bad, but that’s lowkey more of a reason for him to keep going.

And whenever you’d tell him no to fucking or you’d be busy or something, it’d drive him literally nuts because ‘how dare you reject HIM.’ And he’d think it would just be casual questions of ‘Sooo you wanna have sex now, toots?’ but it’d get the point where he’d just be BEGGING you to touch him.

Speaking of touching himself, like i’d said before, he never really had till his first time with you, and whenever you’d reject his advances he just couldn’t help but touch himself while throwing a little hissy fit about the whole thing. You’d once walked in on him in one of these moments, on the bed, dick in hand while ruthlessly beating himself off. Sometimes he’d even slap himself and things of the sort and imagine it was you doing it and that usually through him over the edge.

ALSO FLUFF 🤩 So i don’t imagine him to be the most open about cuddling or anything but when he’s in the mood he’d get upset when you wouldn’t. Sometimes he just forgets you can’t read his mind. But honestly he seems clingy in the type of way that when he’s not horny out of his demonic mind, that he’d learn to just enjoy your general presence. Even when you guys aren’t having playful banter, he would bask in the silence knowing you’re there with him by his side. Don’t get me wrong, this man is a pest and would never admit any of this outloud, but he also feels as thought you know it so he doesn’t HAVE to tell you.

ONE MORE THING: Star gazing. now i really need you to here me out of this one.

So his dimension (or whatever it was) was destroyed, right? And even when he eventually came to earth, he must’ve been traveling in the stars for a while just tryna find a new home. So sometimes when he’s really feeling it, you guy’ll be on the roof to your place and he’d point out the general direction of where is dimension once was, or even go into detail about constellations he knows you don’t know about. Like i said this man is not a gooshy-ass person and can be a real dickhead to you more or less all the time, but i feel like there would definitely be those insanely rare moments where you could look at him and see a bit of human in that demonic entity (BYW ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE IVE BEEN IN THIS FANDOM SO I MIGHTVE FORGOTTEN IMPORTANT LORE SO LEAVE ME ALONE 😭😭) Anywayss lemme think of some Ford shit to keep you sane pooks 😌🫡

-👻👽 Anon

I love asks like this because you guys literally do all my work for me. Much love Alien anon, much love. Also oh my god??? Everyone took my Bill fic and ran with it and I am LOVING IT, you people are so creative!

The fluff is actually really cute, by the way!! I don’t know how into cuddling Bill would be.. his human form is probably the most likely that situation would ever be. lol, imagine Bill experiencing the foreign need for human touch for the first time. i also like the point about him touching himself anyways-

Bill finds human pain funny because it does not compute as a threat to him. When he visited McGuckets mind he described feeling a pain that wasn't hilarious, for the first time. Which means our pain is like a watered down non lethal sensory input for him. Or something. In other words, I think he would not be a true masochist, but could easily be mistaken for one since he's unfazed by human pain and finds it entertaining

You’re 100% right! However it’s incredibly fun to play around with the idea, and in the kind of fics I write, there’s probably never going to be a moment with the kind of pain that’s ’not hilarious.’ I think in a human body, the enjoyment he derives from feeling, as you said, that watered down sensory input, would make it so it’d be a kind of fun pleasure to experience. There’s also the fact he finds it funny, not arousing, but in situations like my last fic with him (shameless plug) I think they’d bleed into each other. Otherwise, I doubt he’d ever be ‘into’ that stuff when he’s not in human form.

Hello, dear!

And without any fluffing around, I humbly present my Sub!Maso!Bill HCs

- I'd like to start off and say Masochism is a definite theme for him, and I also believe in Bill finding sex disgusting. But! I also firmly believe that he'd be so damn curious about it. He's watched enough from others to know the basics and idea of it. But to experience it is a whole other can of worms. He can't deny that there's a certain appeal to it.

- Imagine being his first? Thinking about being the first he allows to touch his meatbag and make him experience pleasure and all the ways of achieving it. Think about all the fun ways you can incorporate pain with pleasure 👀

- And there will always be a certain thrill of having him as a sub. He's a demon for fuck's sakes! But a demon that you can reduce to a whimpering and moaning mess nonetheless 👀

- I'm thinking about edging Bill until he sobs, until his cock turns near purple, and just rubbing the tip has tears pricking his eye. Thinking about overstimming him too - continuously stroking his cock regardless of the many orgasms he had.

- I'm also thinking about fingering him, making him realise the pleasure of being fucked open. Thinking about sticking fingers with little lube so he can feel the stretch, the BURN. Thinking about him letting out a gasp and going still once you find his prostate.

- Thinking about fucking him with a huge strap and with your hands wrapped around his neck. Maybe you can even force his body to contort into different positions as you fuck him? Make his body ache from holding the position.

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And I honestly can go on and on about different kinks that would fit for Sub!Maso!Bill (ex. knife play and temperature play) and don't even get me started on his attachment issues 😩

Hope you have a nice day, babes!

xoxoxoxo

AHHH I LOVE YOU!!!! You literally have such an amazing brain for this, your headcanons NEVER disappoint. Also about the last point, i’ve had a pegging fic for Bill in mind for a few days..

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FUN IT WOULD BE TO DEGRADE BILL. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU WOULD DO IT OR IF YOU COULD BUT I DREEAAAAMM. I DREAMMM.

well first of all link 😁, and second of all I KNOW. Because he’s such a shit, I just want to be so mean to him like it’s a natural instinct.

I’m going to be so real, you’d probably be in mortal danger if you didn’t do it right. Like, he would NOT like being mocked, he’d get so angry. I also think that’s why the idea of him with an equally powerful, or more-so, adversary is interesting. Because then, you’d have the right to degrade him.

And there’s so much to critic about Bill too, pointing out his need for constant attention, and his pathetic little mood swings. He’d throw such a tantrum. Especially in bed, you’d practically be making him choose pleasure over respect and that’d drive him nuts.

I’m definitely doing more with this idea in the future, that shitbag DOES NOT deserve nice treatment.

anyways, someone request something with Ford now because I love him.

hot take everybody, I want him so bad.

Hello, dearest!

I... am seeing the vision for Sub!Bill 😩 and it's an actual crime that there's so little Sub!Bill fics!

Anywhooo, I am actually feral for Sub!Masochist!Bill. I want him getting off from the pain in unexpected ways. Choke him? Hot. Slap and punch him? Hot. Punch him in the stomach while you jack him off? Hot.

Do I wanna send in HCs for Sub!Masochist!Bill? Mayhaps 👀

Have a nice day!

No because I think sub!bill is such an interesting concept because it clashes with his personality so much, but it’s not entirely out of character either. His fascination with pain in the human body is such an indicator of masochistic behavior in bed if i was being fr then i’d say he probably would think sex was gross in general but let me have fun

Also… I’d kill for those masochist Bill headcanons… drop them in my inbox and my life is YOURS.

What's your current draft list if you don't mind the question?

(glas you're back to writing btw!)

Thanks for asking! currently working on

dom!Lila headcanons (umbrella academy) and Bill Cipher nsfw bc I want that fat fuck so bad

Starting off really strong with smut someone request fluff soon 💔

INSERT *ARIANA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?* MEME

Deary!

Thank you for the follow! I appreciate it so freaking much! I would send a message to say this but I wasn't sure if you're comfortable with that, so to the asks I go! The hazbin blog I made is a side blog from my main one aeveriiix, and I can only interact with my main one, just letting you know 😅

I forgot to mention this but I'm hella sure that you're gonna make bangers once again regardless in whatever fandom you're in, and I'm hella sure that a lot of people would be into it too! Well, I know I'm already into it 🫶

- 🍆 anon (aka Mingi)

OMG YOUR SO SWEET, THANK YOU!!! I already have a few drafts tbh I hope they do well 😰 Also I got your other ask in my inbox, you should definitely read the book of bill if you like Gravity falls!

Also everyone go follow @hellsgreatestbrainrot

Stanford Pines would have such an ungodly praise kink, I dont make the rules. The way he would fold if you called him a good boy.. and that thing Bill said about him wanting to feel special, someone fuck this man, jesus christ.

Clarifying question- have you read the book of Bill?

Yes, I have! Absolutely obsessed with Bills character, I think he is SO interesting.

Welcome back!

I’m sorry to hear you’ve been having a rough time but I hope taking a break from everything helped a bit. I totally get how stuff can get overwhelming and I’ve deleted my blog a couple of times too.

It’s nice to see your familiar username again though

Stay frosty my friend ✌️

omg yeah randomly deleting my social media is definitely a bad habit of mine 😬! Now I have to find all my old mutuals but I like totally forget their usernames, I always went off of profile picture..

Thanks for the welcome back though, I wasn’t counting on a lot of people seeing that post - Have a great day, my friend!

The first three people who send me their OCs in my inbox will get a 5-colour pallette painting of them, a la Hypnos from Hades Supergiant style

Just to get me back in the groove.