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Quirrel: I've called this meeting because I've been informed that some of you aren't getting along.
God Tamer: Tiso and I are the only ones here.
Quirrel: I’ve called this meeting because I’ve been informed that some of you aren’t getting along. God Tamer: Tiso and I are the only ones here.
Thanks for the submission! I’m really not sure where this is from, but it’s still appreciated. Next time, could you submit the post instead of sending it as an ask? That way, you should be able to tag it appropriately.
Sorry, still pretty new to this and my inactivity hasn’t been helping.
Hornet: Cornifer, is that a hickey?
Cornifer: No, it's just a squit bite.
Iselda: [Enters the room] Hello, everyone.
Hornet: Hi, squit.
Team Cherry: Would you like a spider in your game?
New player: Yes.
Team Cherry: Say ‘please’.
New player: Please.
Deepnest: [appears]
New player:
AA AA A AAA A A A A A
Hornet: Go ahead and introduce yourself.
Ghost, fumbling to put on their new Hiveblood charm: My name is Ghost with a B, and I’ve been afraid of insects for the past half ho—
Hornet: Stop, stop, stop. Where?
Ghost: Hm?
Hornet: Where’s the bee?
Ghost: There’s a b e e ?
Galien: I brought you frankincense.
Pale King: Thank you.
Xero: And I brought you... myrrh.
Pale King: Th—
Xero, drawing his nail, er, nails: Myrrh-dur!
Pale King: Xero! No!
The Infection, taking over Hallownest: Say ‘The Radia—‘
Pale King, nyooming The Hollow Knight out of the Abyss: NO COST TOO GREAT!
Literally all of Hallownest: Not to be racist or anything, but spiders SUUUUUUUGHH—
White Lady, offering a Vessel: Wyrm, dear, would you like one?
Pale King: this bitch EMPTY! [hurls them into the Black Egg] Y E E T !
Leg Eater: yo, how much money do you have?
Ghost: 69 geo
Leg Eater: ay, you know what that means
Ghost, nearly in tears: i don't have enough money for new charms
Confessor Jiji, being given their fiftieth Rancid Egg: An eeeeeeegg! Thaaaaaaaaanks!
Soul Master: Welcome to the Soul Sanctum! We're all servants of the k i n g
Soul Master, watching hundreds of bugs being sapped of their souls: Kumbayaaaaaaaa my looooooooord...
Ghost: Tiso, how‘s your battle prowess?
Tiso: FUCK YA BATTLE PROWESS!
Tiso, being thrown from the Colosseum: FUCK YA BATTLE PROWESS!
Brumm: i'm going to the store, do you want anything?
NKG:
Grimm: a bagel
NKG:
Grimm: two bagels
Ghost, at the Forgotten Crossroads: tram work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does.
Tram: [doesn’t]
Ghost: >:^/
Ghost, trying to find their way out of Mantis Village: [panicked vessel noises]
Every mantis in the area: why are you running? WHY are you running?
Ghost, at the Cast-Off Shell: the fuck? the FUCK? the fuck is in the air? the fuck, there’s white shit everywh— [gets smacked by needle]
Ghost, nearly getting killed by twenty Fools at once: what’s better than this? guys being dudes.
Ghost, seeing a stranger in Greenpath: aaaaaah.
Ghost, seeing a copy of him malform into an eldritch horror in Deepnest: aaaaaaaaah! [nervous chuckling]
Ghost, seeing Bretta talking to Zote:
A A A A AAA A A A A A A A AA A A A A
Ghost, seeing the Pale King: Dad? This is where you’ve been for the past ten years? [pokes him]
The Very Dead Pale King: [falls over]
Ghost: DAD NO—!
Hornet, in Greenpath: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GHOST!
Ghost, without Isma’s Tear: i can’t swim
Pale King: I am the Pale King, guardian of the bugs!
White Lady: The Radiance quivers before him!
Pale King at the sun: FUCK OFF!
Ghost, nearly getting smacked by a Winged Sentry: aaAaAHHHhh, STOP! I nearly dropped my Flower!
Quirrel, showing Ghost a slab of runes: Ghost, can you read this out for me?
Ghost: no i cannot. [looks at camera] waddup, i’m ghost, i’m—
Nightmare King Grimm: This kid’s definitely on crack right now.
Ghost, being killed for the twentieth time: YAAAA
Ghost, hearing the organ kick in for the two-hundredth time: YAAA A AA A A AA A
Elder Hu: MANTISES! IS THAT AN INFECTION?
Mantis Lords: No, Hu, we’re fi—
Elder Hu, getting stepped on by guards: I’M CALLING THE KING!
Vespa, raising a hand: That’s a nice lookin’ nail you got there, bumblebee. High five.
Hive Knight: [just kinda sticks his arm out]
Vespa: [high fives] Booyah.
Boss: [screams]
Ghost, on their fiftieth try: How about you shut up!?
Boss: HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT YOUR GODDADAMN MOUTH?
Ghost, in Kingdom’s Edge: [gestures to metric shit-ton of Primal Aspids] Look a’ all those chickens!